DanetheCook

4387 pts ยท August 28, 2014


im a dude in Lake Havasu Arizona

The R rated version is called Upgrade

7 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

Upgrade is great. More of a villain movie than Venom.

7 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 0

That's not the point, it's the older gals face regardless of how much is inside

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

You work for Asplundh?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You definitely have hep c

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"Wet tuna!!!" - Andy Bernard after seeing a soaked Jimmothy Halpert

9 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

I'll take someone else's hand for one day.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Wish I could have gave you more!

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

They'll probably notice your penis

9 years ago | Likes 176 Dislikes 0

Hammacher Schlemmer to you too!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Here, take this extra pair... my hands are starting to get a little sweaty.

9 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

Lying piece of shit

9 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 2

HIS NAME WAS @IFuckWithVikingsGifs !!

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Both are good

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

From missoula! Weird to see mt on the front page

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Oh jeez rick, here comes the subaru circle jerk!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Thank god

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

Respectfully disagree. Those 18" (foose?) Wheels look good.

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 7

It's not a rat rod

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

The dark ages - god

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Maybe if we humiliate her by putting her in memes like this we can get these people to shut up.

10 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 2

*Whispers* "You look pretty Denise." "What?" "Uhh I said you look shitty, goodnight Denise!"

10 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 0

I love DP!

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

North Korea?

10 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Would you say he was a little ill?

10 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 3

What have I done? What have I continued to do?

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That's his style, if you don't like themdon't watch them.

10 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 1

First step - start

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Bring back 90s Jim!

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0