Saw this car on the highway a couple of days ago
I found a strawberry that looks like a chicken
When your girlfriend wants to "take the relationship to the next level" and you're not ready yet
Finally got my first amiibo!
My Secret Santa stole Gohan's DragonBall for me
When it's my cakeday
MRW I think I hear an orgasm coming from my sister's room
Optimus has still got it
Me whenever we go to my grandparents for Christmas
Whenever I see really good OC
We gave our bearded dragon a bath and decided to wait until he let go of the towel we dried him with. He hasn't let go of it for hours.