Danderman

6734 pts ยท October 19, 2014


Just here for the boats and hoes

Same with motorbikes. I heard girls liked guys that ride, turns out it's mostly just other blokes that do

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I thought they were peeling pikachu

5 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

My ex girlfriend used to play mind games... Is she a gamer?

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Where did you think the forth foot was?

6 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Pope pope pope pope popey pope pope pope.... Poooooope

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Yeah, so let's lose him 4 million subs!

6 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1

@OPs mums uber

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

The 25% on your paycheck goes directly back to the federal reserve to cover the interest on the $22 trillion debt... Thats it

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 3

Same here! My boss even gave me a hand job this morning too!

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Found the Aussie

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

So long and thanks for all the fish

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Something something swollen pussy lips

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Dogs can't look up

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

I think that man dressed as a tree is wearing the right clothes

6 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 0

Dogs are the best people

6 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

Womb Raider

6 years ago | Likes 51 Dislikes 0

GIRLY MAN

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Not Ali B

6 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 2

Yes, but it isn't convenient when their depot is only open while you're at work

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Fastway don't deliver packages, they deliver cards to tell you to pick your own damn package up from the depot

6 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Worked for couriers please and can confirm they are shit. Franchisees honestly don't give a fuck and they aren't monitored for quality

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Here in Australia, Next door starts at 2+ hours

6 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Just lie on your resume like the rest of us then

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Did you get there at 5am?

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I should probably clarify that I'm a courier and Somersby is my area. I delivered a package there last week. Still counts though right?

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Australian reptile Park, Somersby NSW. I work there

6 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

I want every single one of these made into a canvas and hung on every wall in my house

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Very slowly

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0