DanCutter

11862 pts · April 29, 2012


Ouch! Yes. Another unnecessary incision!

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Awwww. Just gotta cut off 1/3 of the boys ears for no reason and they can be twins.

1 month ago | Likes 36 Dislikes 9

Hehehe.
I subbed at a local elementary school last week and hit them with a 6-7 (gesture included) and they lost their collective minds for the following minute and a half. It was glorious. 😊

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

So sweet!

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well… my 67-pound Labrabull totally gives hugs. But if he hadn’t seen me for a lonnnnnnng time he’d probably do the dance like you suggest.

1 month ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Tia Carrera and Demi Moore had a daughter?

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

They are so fast (and relatively fragile) my local dog park has a weekly “greyhounds only” period on Saturday mornings so nobody gets hurt (or their ass run over). 😊

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

*fewer than. And fuck ‘em.

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yummy!

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

FD&C Red no. 5 don’t count!

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Shifty!

1 month ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Oscar Wilde as Han Solo?

Dammit, I’m in.

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

As skinny blondes go… pretty damn hot.

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Ssssssstunner!

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I don’t believe a WORD of what this guy says. Last week he was trying to get a sloth out of a tree by pretending to be its father!

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Are the Tall Storeys clips available outside of Instagram?

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Did you engage even three brain cells for that clichéd response? ☺️

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

“Damn straight” is the phrase you’re looking for.

And generational divide indeed: Yes, the statement of “no problem” is wrong, because the employee is not only representing the company (which should thank the customer), but the employee should show gratitude for the customer sustaining their livelihood by choosing their place of employment.

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Ylvis!!! I love them! Massachusetts! Stonehenge! What Does the Fox Say?

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Inside me are two wolves.
One says “So cute!”
The other says “Stop littering the forest!”

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Oooh! Did they record the distance?

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yup.
And they need to be afraid for their lives… for the rest of their lives.

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#27 These belong in the “Clever Country Song Primer”

(Don’t tell Brad Paisley! I want some of these for myself!)

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I learned recently that non-military ships are all named _______ Maru, which means circle, so that they’ll always go out and come back. ☺️

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Me too!

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hehehe. Indeed, but I needed the gender-specificity of BrodieFlynn.

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Thanks!

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And who might be the goddess in #2?

1 month ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

If he can keep those plants alive…

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Wow knockout!

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