USA Men's swim team in Rio
I feel like this is relevant.
MRW I tell my hangry family that the dinner I cooked them is ready.
Basically how my friends get me to go to bed when I come home drunk.
MRW the guacamole starts to get annoying
Hate it when this happens.
MRW I'm the sober driver for my drunk friends at 3 AM and they keep arguing about Taco Bell or Wendy's
MRW I go in for the first kiss and her foot under the table goes for my package
MRW my friend tells me to "tap that ass"
90's kids will know.
Drunk Eating
My friends are furious right now.
Best excuse I've ever heard.
Just Imagine
MRW my best friend asks if I had sex with his sister.
I just want to be loved!
Growing up as a theatre kid.
MRW I see someone reload in Call of Duty
So I had a Shamrock Shake for the first time.
MRW the person at the table next to me tells everyone in the whole room how drunk they had gotten the previous weekend.
Upvote Wingman
What a champ.
Elevator moments
This guy. Sneaky bastard.
Whenever I read the top comment on a post I always hear the same comforting voice saying it.
This is Jack Hoffman. He is a cancer patient & was running back for a play in the Nebraska spring game. He scored. Fight on.
Those kind of days
MRW I sit in a car with heated seats.
I searched 'broken' on Google Images, kinda sad that this was the second result. It'll be ok, to everyone feeling this picture.
I tried this on a girl one time. It worked.
How tortured I was when my image almost made +100
Redhead Monday
I love the girl of my dreams and...
Bummer
MRW my last class ends before spring break.
To The Witty Ones