Dahes

2444 pts ยท May 9, 2013


That better be one moist tree...

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I don't let FACTS get in the way of spreading what I hardly learned from brief glances at headlines.
But from what I gleamed while skimming that article it sounds more directed to urgend care. Not towards the wart I have in my armpit that a doctor besides my Hausarzt should take a look at.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#38 I wish I were her feelings so she would grab me like that.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#18 damn, had to look it up.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My cat develops instantaneous teleportation as soon as my camera app turns on

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Have you tried standing in the toilet and flushing yourself?

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

All i want for Christmas is for Santa to sit on my lap instead of me sittin on hers <3

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

funny. in germany its the opposite. if youre privately insured you get an appointment yesterday and if you have "Gesetzliche Krankenversicherung" you can be glad te get an appointment for your grandchild.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

#7 I bought 2 TNMT themed pizzas some month ago. Didn't ate them yet.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yhea.. they'll increase rates because they need to hire bodyguards.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

NV is not voted? If they'd voted they'de changed the outcome.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

To this day I only know they screamed in an official setting. I have no Idea what caused it or what they're fighting for.

1 year ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 4

OOHHH its supposed to be THAT mashine. My fucking degenerate mind went someplace completly different.

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

didn't that whole thing start from the women, tho? they said rapists can now choose the mother of their child

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 11

How can you be the country where everyone with a runny nose is indebted for the rest of their life and also the country where the ER services are so underfunded, that you'll lose half of your population by failing a 50/50 choice?

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

if your Wife WFH maybe ask mr Mr Bossman to make her an worksapce in your office.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#1 Someone explain number one? I one finger in the urethra?

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Effing Morning Wood. Always brings trouble

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#5 why the tail look like DICK, tho?

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

wait. NVM I might just be dumb. A president was elected and a mayor killed. They're different persons. I shouldn't try understanding texts while watching a movie.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Is the head line written super shitty or am I mysoginistic for not understanding the elected woman was killed was the mayor?

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

oh nvm is it about the rain you hit "vertically"?

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#8 I don't belive this. The Rain falls and I fall. So the rain thats hitting me has less force then the rain that hits ppl on the grond?

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I coudln't deal with a senior. Cat... I always drop mine from at least chest, if not shoulder height.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#35 Also go into the Kitchen and prep your own meal! Actually... just pay the restaurant w/o even going there.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I did sth. like this once. But not inside. I also was smart enough to throw sand on the burning liquid... unformtunately the liquid kinda crept through the sand and then the sand was burning. :(

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

But. If I'm not included in "everyon" I'm noone? So... if I were the crazy neighbour. My neighbours wouldn't have on since I'm noone!

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

why thes helmets all looked like they were sittin way high up your face berely covering your chin but when jarvis opened up the eyes aligned perfectly

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0