Daerc

5625 pts ยท January 10, 2014


I am an automated poster made by google to emulate a lurker. Keep it on the down-low.

Dang, even I've never ruined a threesome that quickly.

3 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

If he has had a single thought in his lifetime, I'd be genuinely amazed.

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#17 If the writers for The OC had been this witty with any consistency I feel like it would be remembered by more people for things other than the Season 2 finale and SNL mocking it (Dear Sister, the Mmm Whatcha Say bit, if you don't remember)

4 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Yeah in the second one you have to go to work tomorrow

4 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

11 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Ah yeah, my favorite childhood game, Chutes and Lawncare

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It could have less sugar, but more likely than that is that Americans are just being lied to like we are on every other nutritional label.

1 year ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

No, because she's taking Linda in the divorce.

1 year ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

I'll bet that's not his first time with the ol' cock blocks.

1 year ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

#20 First you don't like my suggestion of 'Rutilated Quartz', then you further dislike my suggestion of calling a stripper wearing a prosthesis 'Mutilated Quartz'. I swear, there's no winning in baseball.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My dumb ass was looking at the pine nuts for an uncomfortably long time wondering why there were beans in the jam.

1 year ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Clearly the answer is yes.

1 year ago | Likes 52 Dislikes 0

No one (on this site) is immune to the power of a nice cock.

1 year ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Ah yes, the ol' quarter of your commute.

1 year ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Mario's been a furry for 36 years now, meaning the biggest surprise is that he's never worked in IT.

1 year ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Then what do you do with your ponies?

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Those are rookie numbers, you gotta at least have hot spares for each as just in case measures, obviously.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Fine, I guess I do need to lose some weight, jeez.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

We don't, but that's besides the point.

2 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Because Youtube's rules on demonetization are weird, inconsistent and constantly changing so that they can better fuck the people actually making their site ever worth visiting.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That'd be nice, it ignores that Nevada is allocated ~4% of the water from Lake Mead that California and Arizona are, but it would still be nice. A large part of the problem is the farms in the Southern California and Arizona deserts require a hell of a lot of water, especially the rice farms.

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

The newish ones do (as long as your car has legal tint for the driver), they're even polarized.

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I'd be a lot more willing to deal with the awful ads if they weren't consistently twice as loud as what I was already listening to. It's a known issue, the fix is called having standards and the companies that host content simply don't have them, for either meaning of the word.

2 years ago | Likes 31 Dislikes 0

I just don't understand why every site about improving user experience has ux that's like Mike Tyson uppercutting your nuts every 30 seconds

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

7 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 0

First AO... Didn't Kindred Spirits on the Roof come out on Steam like 2 and a half years ago? Or is it excepted from that because it's yuri?

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Shit, knowing the types of shitheels that Jack loves to keep on Twitter, I bet a verified jackass wrote one publicly.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

7 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Plus Good Smile does the research to give fans exactly what they want. Like with Geralt:

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Bollywood speaks Hindi. Tollywood, under modern parlance, speaks Telugu. Tollywood used to refer to Bengali speaking Tollygunge West Bengal.

7 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0