DaddyMacho

4996 pts · January 5, 2015


Still a better story than Twilight.

7 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 7

You forgot to squish the shit out of it to actually be a Big Mac.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

I want to upvote your quote but then it wouldn’t be at 420

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Backward Hat Dude should not have been challenged

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I thought they moved the trump parade out another year.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Could you provide an updated picture when you’re done?

7 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 2

Wait a minute, we just asked her and she said she didn't do it - strongly denied it. So now you need to find out who did.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Find something of hers and well..break it. Apologize and when no one is looking give her the stink eye.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 10

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The norm post-baby thing but if you want to see the future take a gander at the mom.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

They do and it’s called The Tortilla Factor.

7 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

I realized it right away but couldn’t edit the title.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Exactly!

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It was a great match. Real football and no fake flops or acting.

7 years ago | Likes 481 Dislikes 2

Always upvote the kitty!

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

That’s balls. Jumping in the water?

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It was then that lil Suzy got invited to all the kids birthday parties.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

‘Tis a good life.

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Leroooy Jenkins!

7 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 1

And the only shelf that has a light on it.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

Yeah he did.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

It’s like a super secret language...that we all know now.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I’m not crying, you’re crying.

7 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Didn’t Steven Segal make a movie about this?

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Talk shit. Get Lit.

7 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 1

I thought Ant Man had to be in costume to change?

7 years ago | Likes 37 Dislikes 1

Black Juicy +1

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0