Dadbodbot

24378 pts · June 12, 2019


Expat living in Germany since before Chernobyl melted. TABA!

I don’t really care about how the store looks, but I’d sure like to have those old prices back!

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#36 Nedjem remembers

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#22 eh, but uh, no pressure or, uh anything.

1 month ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

BETAMAX…

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#19 what are you talking about! I extra ordered one of these!

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#12 “Curiously enough, the only thing that went through the mind of the bowl of petunias as it fell was Oh no, not again.”

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And does it come some super power?

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#18 bravery is not the absence of fear, it’s action despite of it.

4 months ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

Seems like driving this thing would be a pain in the neck

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The tomato

4 months ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

I’m not really a good singer.
The chances of hitting it rich are about the same as working hard and playing the lottery.
The beer and rum sounds good tho

4 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It’s the pivotal moment, so it’s not supposed to be a “senseless” death.

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Maybe he can beat him in the bike part

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And hire to hire cheaper workers in the new year. And since their wage proposals are shit and they don’t get enough workers, complain “nOBoDy wAnTs To WoRK AnYmORe!!”

4 months ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

That’s expensive. And stop calling me Byob!

4 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Gotta visit Isengard!

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#4 tbh the short guy was a real Farquaad

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I kept waiting for him to finally eat the oversized breath mint

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#17 the forbidden mlep

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#14 this meme lives rent free in my head

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Rückkehrunruhe would just literally be return-unease and to me would be more suited to the unease BEFORE returning home.

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True

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😜

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#39 #49

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I’ve seen a lot of people using forks and knives for hamburgers in normal restaurants (European)

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I’ll never understand this. I grew up eating hamburgers and sandwiches with my hands, and still do, regardless of how supposedly high class a restaurant is pretending to be. This just looks like slop and is probably overbearing in the taste.

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#18 I’m just a year before the big six-oh and still love my PBJ sammiches!
But yeah this is extreme because there are soooo many tasty foods to eat that I don’t want to miss out on.

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