DaDemian

4798 pts ยท November 11, 2015


I mostly lurk at night. Mostly.

No no no, I've seen this one before. The Cake Is A Lie

4 months ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

So does gallium. In fact, it melts at body temperature...

4 months ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

They're all bastard cops, Bront

9 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

It's only a matter of time before the comic pulls a "Cow Tools"

9 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Can't a good dude buy some weed? A thing can be two things!

10 months ago | Likes 32 Dislikes 0

Dude has a movie coming out soon, there's a trailer and everything. I mean this in the best way possible, it's got low budget trashy B movie vibes. Follow his socials

10 months ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

...cat-apult

10 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

This is a modern era Trojan Horse. Of course the pompous buffoon would fall for it.

10 months ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 0

Imagine some bastard in power pulling the buyers' list to persecute them

10 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

IIRC in British "best be going" means you should've left 30 minutes ago

10 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Is that why she needed legs?

10 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

THE OL' DICK TWISTER

11 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

What's the deal with confusing cautionary tales for instruction manuals

11 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

That's Chris Evans. You're thinking of the other actor named Chris who played a US Captain named Steve and stole a gigantic airplane with a WMD on board in a comic book movie set during a world war.

11 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I was so close to downvoting when I saw the user name. +1

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

The irony is that the antivax movement is claiming that big pharma is doing exactly what Wakefield did.

1 year ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Obssession with his OWN small dick, right? Right?

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Never been bitten by a tire. Can you put that into perspective using banana for scale?

1 year ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Are purple links still a thing today?

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Sad IYKYK upvote

1 year ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Farm?

1 year ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

1 year ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 0

Had a biotechnology prof. that said (jokingly) the only difference between cultivation/selection and genetic engineering is 50 generations

1 year ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Last I read about Vance, he was installed by a bunch of billionaires to act in their interests as VP and possibly as Trump's successor

1 year ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

You have forgotten your father's face

1 year ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

As long as you didn't use it to try and get accepted into art school

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Tac Gnol as prophesied

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Same. I was watching some special and it got boring seeing the punchline a mile away every single time

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1