DV8fromNormal

5438 pts · May 27, 2016


I just wanna lurk, lurk, lurk, lurk, lurk. - Me channeling RiRi

If you imagine it, it will happen. Or so it’s said.

1 day ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Tar enemas for them. Let them keep their shit to themselves

1 day ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Sounds like me when forced to sit on a cold toilet seat in winter when the price of oil is rising. Thanks Drumpf you orange butt-munch.

1 day ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What if we make it voting day as a federal holiday?

4 days ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I’ll be there on Mon. Looking forward to riding the train. The US has so little mass transit.

6 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Happy cake day from my vacation in Roma.

6 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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6 days ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

With a broken bottle.

2 weeks ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Why not make them teach? That’ll show them some reality.

2 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Live longer than Trump! That’s what I’m doing.

3 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

There’s tens of us, maybe even dozens!

3 weeks ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

Which of the US Men’s Hockey team lost their gold medal to tiny hands?

4 weeks ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

And all of it is shite! He MAGA through and through.

1 month ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Aren’t there supposed to be aliens in Star Fleet? It could happen. /s

1 month ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I used the link and it looks like it is a long list of things that should be enough to be impeached for.

1 month ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Get the polar bears ready by feeding them Timmy’s so they can handle all the fat that Americans will bring.

1 month ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

Is this an Allstate Insurance thing?

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The “males” of the GOP can count to 21 if their shoes are off. Only 11 with them on.

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Go ahead, make my day (year and life as well)

2 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

The Muskrat's ego.

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Finally someone else that recognizes the genius of Mr. Lynch.

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I’ll take that as an offer. And I’d disappoint her so hard all night long.

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I came here to ask this question. I’m glad someone else recognizes it.

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Better than me, zero credits on IMDB and not really known for anything. I’d have killed to work on a Mel Brooks movie.

2 months ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1

That whale was giving off vibes like my teenaged son when he’s got chores to do on the weekend. Zero energy and help is disdained.

2 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Are they copying Muskrat’s Starlink rocket. It looks like similar results.

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I met someone my age that hadn’t seen or heard it and they thought that I was the funniest one around when I did my bad impression. So don’t be so hard on yourself. Maybe your audience just wasn’t ready for it.

2 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Do you do air drops? I never played HALO.

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Will they throw money at the problem? I’ll take the job for 6 figures and a 10K bonus, plus I’ll wear a mask cause I don’t want the superflu.

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Always take the soup. You need to rehydrate.

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0