267 pts ยท March 24, 2016
He bought me a pellet gun. I then accidentally shot my self with the pellet gun
.
,
Mine too
I am relevant wooo
And I've done it in an 04
Haha awesome
I work in retail selling women's shoes. I've seen a kid drag her tongue across all six feet of the edge of a wrap stand.
I ate half a pack of lemonades for dinner
My girlfriend says "...and stuff" a lot. It drives me fucking bonkers.
The real bowling green massacre
Just empty every pocket
I had a friend that thought it was funny to shift into neutral or pull up the hand brake when I was stopped at a light.
Ditto
Aww fuck wrong post
Fuck you shannon
Can somebody flip the black girls face back to normal? She looks like my ex
r/buttsharpies
You mother fucker
5/7 wood pet
Holy shit I missed that part
My GF's beardie :) /a/37sXR
Well damn. I might be over qualified with my chemical engineering degree.
What was your background to get into that?
Firearms Friday is tomorrow. I was joking of course.
You're a day early. -1. Try again tomorrow
#4 gave me flashbacks of materials engineering class
He bought me a pellet gun. I then accidentally shot my self with the pellet gun
.
,
Mine too
I am relevant wooo
.
And I've done it in an 04
Haha awesome
I work in retail selling women's shoes. I've seen a kid drag her tongue across all six feet of the edge of a wrap stand.
I ate half a pack of lemonades for dinner
My girlfriend says "...and stuff" a lot. It drives me fucking bonkers.
The real bowling green massacre
Just empty every pocket
I had a friend that thought it was funny to shift into neutral or pull up the hand brake when I was stopped at a light.
.
Ditto
Aww fuck wrong post
Fuck you shannon
Can somebody flip the black girls face back to normal? She looks like my ex
r/buttsharpies
.
You mother fucker
5/7 wood pet
Holy shit I missed that part
My GF's beardie :) /a/37sXR
Well damn. I might be over qualified with my chemical engineering degree.
What was your background to get into that?
Firearms Friday is tomorrow. I was joking of course.
You're a day early. -1. Try again tomorrow
#4 gave me flashbacks of materials engineering class