DSFreeman

267 pts ยท March 24, 2016


He bought me a pellet gun. I then accidentally shot my self with the pellet gun

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,

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Mine too

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I am relevant wooo

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.

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And I've done it in an 04

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Haha awesome

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I work in retail selling women's shoes. I've seen a kid drag her tongue across all six feet of the edge of a wrap stand.

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I ate half a pack of lemonades for dinner

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My girlfriend says "...and stuff" a lot. It drives me fucking bonkers.

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The real bowling green massacre

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Just empty every pocket

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I had a friend that thought it was funny to shift into neutral or pull up the hand brake when I was stopped at a light.

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Ditto

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Aww fuck wrong post

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Fuck you shannon

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Can somebody flip the black girls face back to normal? She looks like my ex

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r/buttsharpies

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You mother fucker

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5/7 wood pet

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Holy shit I missed that part

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Well damn. I might be over qualified with my chemical engineering degree.

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What was your background to get into that?

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Firearms Friday is tomorrow. I was joking of course.

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You're a day early. -1. Try again tomorrow

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#4 gave me flashbacks of materials engineering class

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