DMQ88

38719 pts ยท February 27, 2014


24, male, usually lurking and commenting. I play video games a lot and I want to be a therapist when I grow up. Currently enrolled in a Masters' program and it seems like I'm doing well so far.

My dog is scared of thunder and fireworks. But when she hears any of these noises, she always checks on me to make sure I'm ok.

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I'd watch the hell out of that movie

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

those metal hairs would probably give the WORST splinters.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My grandpa outlived my gma by a few years, and he had dementia. He kinda knew she was gone, but he kept asking when she was coming back home

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

everything went well! we're happy ?

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

it was a small ceremony because we're in the USA and Rona is a thing. but everything went well, I only cried a little bit during the vows.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My cat *acts* like she doesn't like the dog, but she is INCONSOLABLE when we walk the dog and she's at home without her best friend.

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

getting married in uhhh. exactly 1 hour. this was nice to watch.

5 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

my dog will wait as patiently until we wake up, then she will investigate to make aure we're awake then jump on us and give us kisses

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

his immune system must be strong af. either that or he's dead.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

my parents' house had a relatively long yard and my dad would race me across the yard. then i joined the track team for 100m sprints.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

step 1: kill all the ants.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I like how it just kinda goes "Aaaaahhh I found you."

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Throw the ball!!

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

*slaps car* this baby can fit so many puppies in it.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Ahhhh it *magically* regrows itself. It's almost like plants just... grow.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Also there were a looooottt of unreported child abductions in those days. Hmm.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I was half expecting the dalai lama to just... slap the guy.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I bet it's great for his back. Stretch it out, pop all the joints, feelsgoodman.gif

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

because DEAR GOD. SO MANY SMALL HOT SHITNUGGETS.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Another title could be: my shitnozzle about 24 hours after taco tuesday.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Pooh's dick is still out. Mickey is aware of this.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

I once had a boss who hired me then got demoted and took my job.

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

She fucked the flu shot nurse?

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That lotion bottle though...

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He looks like he's having 100x more fun than everyone saying how "embarrassing" he is.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I've never been more aroused in my life.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Can you/will you pay it the attention it deserves? Can you/will you allow it an appropriate amount of exercise and socialization?

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0