38719 pts ยท February 27, 2014
24, male, usually lurking and commenting. I play video games a lot and I want to be a therapist when I grow up. Currently enrolled in a Masters' program and it seems like I'm doing well so far.
My dog is scared of thunder and fireworks. But when she hears any of these noises, she always checks on me to make sure I'm ok.
I'd watch the hell out of that movie
those metal hairs would probably give the WORST splinters.
My grandpa outlived my gma by a few years, and he had dementia. He kinda knew she was gone, but he kept asking when she was coming back home
everything went well! we're happy ?
it was a small ceremony because we're in the USA and Rona is a thing. but everything went well, I only cried a little bit during the vows.
My cat *acts* like she doesn't like the dog, but she is INCONSOLABLE when we walk the dog and she's at home without her best friend.
getting married in uhhh. exactly 1 hour. this was nice to watch.
my dog will wait as patiently until we wake up, then she will investigate to make aure we're awake then jump on us and give us kisses
his immune system must be strong af. either that or he's dead.
my parents' house had a relatively long yard and my dad would race me across the yard. then i joined the track team for 100m sprints.
step 1: kill all the ants.
I like how it just kinda goes "Aaaaahhh I found you."
Throw the ball!!
*slaps car* this baby can fit so many puppies in it.
Ahhhh it *magically* regrows itself. It's almost like plants just... grow.
Also there were a looooottt of unreported child abductions in those days. Hmm.
I was half expecting the dalai lama to just... slap the guy.
I bet it's great for his back. Stretch it out, pop all the joints, feelsgoodman.gif
because DEAR GOD. SO MANY SMALL HOT SHITNUGGETS.
Another title could be: my shitnozzle about 24 hours after taco tuesday.
Pooh's dick is still out. Mickey is aware of this.
I once had a boss who hired me then got demoted and took my job.
She fucked the flu shot nurse?
That lotion bottle though...
He looks like he's having 100x more fun than everyone saying how "embarrassing" he is.
I've never been more aroused in my life.
Can you/will you pay it the attention it deserves? Can you/will you allow it an appropriate amount of exercise and socialization?
My dog is scared of thunder and fireworks. But when she hears any of these noises, she always checks on me to make sure I'm ok.
I'd watch the hell out of that movie
those metal hairs would probably give the WORST splinters.
My grandpa outlived my gma by a few years, and he had dementia. He kinda knew she was gone, but he kept asking when she was coming back home
everything went well! we're happy ?
it was a small ceremony because we're in the USA and Rona is a thing. but everything went well, I only cried a little bit during the vows.
My cat *acts* like she doesn't like the dog, but she is INCONSOLABLE when we walk the dog and she's at home without her best friend.
getting married in uhhh. exactly 1 hour. this was nice to watch.
my dog will wait as patiently until we wake up, then she will investigate to make aure we're awake then jump on us and give us kisses
his immune system must be strong af. either that or he's dead.
my parents' house had a relatively long yard and my dad would race me across the yard. then i joined the track team for 100m sprints.
step 1: kill all the ants.
I like how it just kinda goes "Aaaaahhh I found you."
Throw the ball!!
*slaps car* this baby can fit so many puppies in it.
Ahhhh it *magically* regrows itself. It's almost like plants just... grow.
Also there were a looooottt of unreported child abductions in those days. Hmm.
I was half expecting the dalai lama to just... slap the guy.
I bet it's great for his back. Stretch it out, pop all the joints, feelsgoodman.gif
because DEAR GOD. SO MANY SMALL HOT SHITNUGGETS.
Another title could be: my shitnozzle about 24 hours after taco tuesday.
Pooh's dick is still out. Mickey is aware of this.
I once had a boss who hired me then got demoted and took my job.
She fucked the flu shot nurse?
That lotion bottle though...
He looks like he's having 100x more fun than everyone saying how "embarrassing" he is.
I've never been more aroused in my life.
Can you/will you pay it the attention it deserves? Can you/will you allow it an appropriate amount of exercise and socialization?