DLF75

467 pts · February 14, 2014


We do NOT talk about the baboon!!

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

How does every conspiracy theory always make it’s way to being orchestrated by the Jews?

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It drives me nuts that they know most of these laws will immediately get killed in court. Wasting time and our money to win a few votes.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Since lead is confused for calcium in our bodies a lot of that lead passed onto their babies.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

He was so full of crap after they gave his corpse an enema the rest of his remains fit in a shoe box.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

These aren’t lost sales for him. People who do this wouldn’t have bought the game if no refund existed. They would have pirated it instead.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It came out the same summer that Lethal Weapon 2, Indiana Jones, and a dozen other movies. UHF got lost in the shuffle.

4 years ago | Likes 109 Dislikes 0

... I don’t understand. Why would you want to kill a dandelion?

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I like an infallible, all knowing God that can also be easily tricked.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Gerald Ford falling on his own at the end is a nice touch.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Right wing American Christians fetishize being ‘persecuted’. He got exactly what he wanted by being arrested.

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 2

Funny outrage from a country that balks at retuning the plundered treasures sitting in their museums.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He once beat Keanu Reeves with jumper cables.

7 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

The writers of Avatar are feverishly taking notes.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Definitely not a Jew.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The 'awesome facial hair bros' line needs to be in Infinity Wars.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Gaston was so kind. He thought the man needed a hand.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If masturbation takes so long that your arms start getting exhausted you may be doing something wrong.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

They need to watch out for those lemon stealing whores.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

My 11 year old looks 14 so I am sure she will get some of that 'too old' crap.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

And for the love of God don't stare at it even with sunglasses. Burned corneas are not fun.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

When I worked at Target I used to joke that I want to take up smoking to I could take a five minute break every hour.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Apparently the first few movies were so disappointing that they literally want to erase them from cannon.

8 years ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 4

I bet it will be really funny the third time she says it.

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

For those days when I want to wait 45 minutes for the bartender to prepare my drink.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

This reminds me of the shitstorm caused by the 'Who is Catman's Dad' Southpark April Fools gag.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yes that specific detail makes the movie too unrealistic.

9 years ago | Likes 39 Dislikes 0

When I hear someone say "Oh boy" I act like Sam Beckett just leaped into them.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0