DJTesla

2130 pts ยท August 29, 2012


Well played!

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I would sneak a 12" meatball sandwich into that boomstick.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Friedman, where the hell are you? Florida Highschoolers need you now!

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Making sure everyone watching him, and his constituents, knew that their minds were made up before it even began.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Showing once again, if you take care of shit, it lasts longer.... LIKE A COUNTRY (HINT HINT)

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Welcome back!

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Odd how a bunch of people not afraid of getting a virus are scared to death of a piece of paper over their face.

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

They're pretty close to government officials. "If we can't kill something to fix it, don't call us.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Cucumber of the land?

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Give The President a "Ha-Rumph!"

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Marriage is usually a big decision and takes time to lay out, unlike an attempt by Mother Brain to thwart the N Team.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Fair enough. I thought a year was pretty standard for planning and ordering and such.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I can understand that. I just know a wedding takes about a year to plan and set up, so they eloped, or the engagent was super quick.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Wait, so 7 years ago two strangers went hiking only to be married within the year?

5 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Holy chit! These are gorgeous!

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yuss!!

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Amazing!!

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I think we covered "I was just doing what I was told" is not a viable excuse at Nuremberg.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"Mom, would you stop beatboxing during the prayer?"

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"'Oranges and Lemons,' say the bells of St. Clemon's. 'You owe me 3 farthings,' say the bells of St. Martin's."

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Whenever I see this I think "they must be really happy that masks make you look compliant now, instead of outwardly threatening.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Out of everything I've seen today, I think you deserve my update the most. Thank you for perfecting my day.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

He was impeached, AND removed from office?

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

He's gonna point.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It was an off-the-wall idea while I was trying to build my chops. It worked for a bit more than a year.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Then they would shout "CAN YOU TURN IT DOWN? WE CAN BARELY HEAR EACH OTHER!!"

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

2 speakers in the room and try to yell a conversation at each other. Instead of sitting at any table well away from the music. (2)

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I used to work in a coffee shop as a DJ and at 6:30pm my shift would start, the first people to walk in, would sit right in front of the (1)

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0