When it says I am on Team Human,but I like Team Zombie better.
#teamzombie
Grab em by the pussy
At least he'll get his hair back.
Dude shits EMPs
When you try Thai food for the first time.
Now I just need a dog
Wait for the reach around
Wakawakawakawakawaka
When your parents leave after lecturing you for 2 hours
ALL HAIL HYPNOTOAD!
The best D&D green text I've seen
Putting "a witty title" as a title is ironically in witty.
Prequel meme dump.
All these strings and you still can't hold yourself together.
Why are my nipples suddenly getting hard and tender?
ccccombo
Mmmh, GUUURL! Did you hear what Stacy did?
Daylight savings time is awesome.
Well I'm not here to fuck spiders.
You know that one person...
HEY, THIS REQUIRES YOUR ATTENTION!
Hey remember this glorious creation of god.
Always check your headphones. P.s check your wifi connection.
Stuff
HEY ASSHOLE
An awesome man.
Man Obi-Wan is really pushy
Here are some disgusting things that you wanna stop looking at but continue for some weird reason.
HAYYYYY GUYS!
When you see that ass after a long day
*groaning intensifies*
Fuck you
My god man.
.
Don't go postal
Text in a picture
The bro code is strong with this one
Every time
I have power unto a god!
It's all ogre now.
Bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.
SKYRIM BELONGS TO THE MUDCRABS!
Witty tittle
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Well I know I had a shitty time.
I'm a phrased knot.
Tis I who have done your mother!