879 pts ยท August 26, 2013
Fuck yea. Back when Drake was still Wheelchair Jimmy
I was singing this the other day while watching Trolls with my daughter
@atuel
My name is Cliff, brother of Joe, got me some Crack, want me some hoes!!!
His name is Richie Cunningham
What was it, world number 4? In Super Mario Bros 3?
My brother did it. Except she's still a hoe and he's just too stupid to realize it
Keep writing those letters Dufresne!
Maj. Winters.
I think he means busty myths
Don't be such a pussy!!!!
You'll have to excuse my friend. The town is ---> way!
Tony Perkis
Buddy of mine, single, 31, no health issues, is paying almost 400 a month for insurance he doesn't use but is told by law he has to have.
Tuna, no crust
Me and a buddy got caught selling playboy pictures we had printed off the website in 4th grade.
My wife works at a Hershey factory. Definitely no bonus money for her.
Y'all mafuckers still havin a drought?
You had me at meat tornado
Well Detroit is a shit hole, soooo.
There is a town near me called Olney, Illinois, that claims to be home of the white squirrels. Check it
They get progressively less anger also
I am a Certified Shampoo Expert.
I love you Baby!!!!
My Dad had a colonoscopy, afterwards thought he was at the Playboy Mansion and kept calling the nurses his bunnies
If Band of Brothers isn't #1 and Lonesome Dove isn't #2, then fuck off.
Jim Halpert is Asian.
Fuck yea. Back when Drake was still Wheelchair Jimmy
I was singing this the other day while watching Trolls with my daughter
@atuel
My name is Cliff, brother of Joe, got me some Crack, want me some hoes!!!
His name is Richie Cunningham
What was it, world number 4? In Super Mario Bros 3?
My brother did it. Except she's still a hoe and he's just too stupid to realize it
Keep writing those letters Dufresne!
Maj. Winters.
I think he means busty myths
Don't be such a pussy!!!!
You'll have to excuse my friend. The town is ---> way!
Tony Perkis
Buddy of mine, single, 31, no health issues, is paying almost 400 a month for insurance he doesn't use but is told by law he has to have.
Tuna, no crust
Me and a buddy got caught selling playboy pictures we had printed off the website in 4th grade.
My wife works at a Hershey factory. Definitely no bonus money for her.
Y'all mafuckers still havin a drought?
You had me at meat tornado
Well Detroit is a shit hole, soooo.
There is a town near me called Olney, Illinois, that claims to be home of the white squirrels. Check it
They get progressively less anger also
I am a Certified Shampoo Expert.
I love you Baby!!!!
My Dad had a colonoscopy, afterwards thought he was at the Playboy Mansion and kept calling the nurses his bunnies
If Band of Brothers isn't #1 and Lonesome Dove isn't #2, then fuck off.
Jim Halpert is Asian.