D307

45909 pts ยท August 5, 2013


You mustn't be afraid to dream a little bigger, darling.

I stand by what I said... two and a half years ago.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Why does Propane Man have the symbol for hope on his chest, and not a "P"?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

THE QUEEN IS HERE! MAKE WAY FOR THE QUEEN!

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Hey look! You found my life!

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I have a son that'll be 2 next week. We watch Hey Arnold, Batman '66, we listen to Pavarotti, and my wife has him doing hairocopters.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Wo*

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Give us a kiss.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I didn't think anyone still watched this show.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Soldier's reload* vs Lucio.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Happy mother's day.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I mean, I know this is a joke, but I can't see anything but a bloody/broken nose.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Took me a couple watches to realize that that was the same tire.

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 4

I don't know nothing 'bout nothing, but I think it's "Luna" moth.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

See the TURTLE of enormous girth! On his shell he holds the earth...

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I've found that around then on Fridays in my area is the sweet spot: kids will go later, adults with nothing to do go earlier: 5PM is golden

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Of course! And it was like at five. No one really close by. #datenight

9 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 2

I turned to my wife and said it a split second before Pratt did XD

9 years ago | Likes 84 Dislikes 4

9 years ago | Likes 831 Dislikes 5

Thanks though!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Cuz people are people. Fake internet points have no carry with me.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Well, me explaining myself that I understand your meaning is just getting me downvoted. But I understand your meaning.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 3

...smashing the face of anyone that says otherwise. I'm not a violent man.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 9

Having had two kids so far, there was no way in which my children were not going to be beautiful, and I would/ will have a hard time not...

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 9

I understand your meaning, but the implication is that the others are not beautiful :/ Just a heads-up.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 16

I added the wo sarcastically. The Arm Flailing is a must.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm Flailing Tube (Wo)Man*

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I dig It.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Gucci mane. I'll leave.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I rest my case.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Get out with this.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2