Cyrillus

1176 pts ยท June 1, 2014


I often feel bad for mailmen for having to carry dozens of pounds of junk mail that is just gonna get thrown away.

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Ron is definitely going over tonight. Wallet doesn't stand a chance.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Its probably a recording of the house's security cams. I bet the owners weren't even in the room (which is no good when it comes to fire.)

4 years ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 0

#17 is that ex Justin Trudeau

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

TOTSUGEKI!!!

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

They shouldn't be shooting the twats either. Police aren't supposed to be executioners.

4 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 3

I'm more impressed by that tiny bike handling that weight.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The Constitution was written by slaveowners. America was FOUNDED on the idea that specific groups of people should not have rights.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Active shooter drill

5 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Take comfort in the fact that your chances of being fired (and exacerbating the staffing problem) is fifty/fifty at best.

5 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Break the board yourself so you don't break it while skating and hurt yourself. He tried to break it, thought it was fine. It wasn't fine.

5 years ago | Likes 36 Dislikes 0

The people in charge of keeping schools funded benefit from everybody being uneducated.

5 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Unless you obscure the vision of the driver! And a glass bottle of Elmer's glue and glitter aimed at a convoy windshield might work.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Working two jobs this year for the first time. Sleep is a distant memory and everyday feels like I'm slipping further into insanity.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Fuck me, by the time I'm done boycotting every scummy company endorsing Chinese government I'll have had to move completely off the grid.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Maybe they meant to say "define"?

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's amazing what can be accomplished when big oil isn't bribing politicians to keep us in the dark ages to line their own pockets.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Everything is burning.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Only a psychopath sits next to a stranger when they don't have to.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm pretty sure Hexadecimal influenced me in ways I didn't understand as a child.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

There is no problem that cannot be tackled by breaking it down into smaller, more manageable parts.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

With over 7 billion people in the world and the economy in shambles, children seem like a trap option.

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

This is one of the worst things I've ever seen.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Guillotines. At least a few of them.

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

"""trail"""

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I bet that kid sitting on the wall has been changed for life.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Should have just jumped into the shower/bathtub and just turn on the water. Let whatever comes out fall where it may.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That is my retail face.

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0