CyclopsWasRight

1408 pts ยท April 22, 2015


No, I will not make out with you!!! I'm here to learn, not make out with you!

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

for twirlin'

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

is pepsi milk okay?

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Nipples. Nature's earbuds.

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

it clearly says texas pete original hot sauce on the side, you are reading a recipe for wing sauce, like most products have recipes on them.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

/a/vMiLKfE

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Did you hear about the farmer who won an award? He was out standing in his field.

7 years ago | Likes 32 Dislikes 0

inconceivable!

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Good story, but why did he need to read the notebook when the only word he ever said was "Leviathan"? You'd think he had it memorized by now

7 years ago | Likes 40 Dislikes 2

the tier of netflix you pay for determines how many screens you can watch on at any given time if she's using one he doesn't have it anymore

7 years ago | Likes 38 Dislikes 0

and war. War never changes.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

i mean, they probably did, but at that point exposure has already occurred.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Millennials are killing the electromagnetic door lock industry.

7 years ago | Likes 297 Dislikes 1

where's your canoe at the moment of the video? maybe he thought you were gonna help?

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

the girl in the story is like sixth generation of lottery winners or something like that 2/2

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Larry Niven's Ringworld series, family's get to breed based on their traits and then one group gets to breed if they win the lottery 1/2

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

sure, just go to hell and wait

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

it's pronounced "porj"

8 years ago | Likes 324 Dislikes 11

This. When I saw that scene the "bushes of love" song started playing in my head. my aunt and uncle, double suns i'm sick of blue milk.

8 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 1

Psshh. You actually believe in the earth?!

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

you have to beat tetris

8 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Fire guy is Daimon Hellstrom, Son of Satan, guy in white is Fantomex, short guy is Puck, member of Alpha Flight

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

This was exactly me. I dropped out, started a family, and worked warehouse jobs in the "real" world. I'm much happier now.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That playground is Kid's Cove! At Mt. Trashmore in Va Beach. I actually played on that, I remember when it was built! It's not there anymore

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

i appreciate it but i found a website to help me with that block of text, it was just too much to do by hand. as for the keyword, focus on '

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

it's all good, you realized before you spoiled the fun, that's what counts. :)

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

no don't do that, let people figure it out on their own

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

i solved the keyword on my own, but then i had to use a website to translate all that text

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0