3196 pts · December 28, 2015
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He's so fuckin adorable #teamzombie
#teamzombie
This is what the ideal male body looks like. You may not like it, but this is peak performance.
#3 does anyone know where his shirt is from?
As a girl
If this isn't squad goals I don't know what is
Same here, I've done a lot of shit
Where'd you get that bra? I need it
¿uosʇɐM ɐɯɯƎ
I normally don't pay attention to the christmas selfies but I gotta say, your eyebrows are on fleek
Call of Duty porn parody? Link please
Thought that was going to be the good ol' Cera man but that's just as good
Thank you, I can sleep peacefully now
+1 for the leaf. Nice touch
I don't get #5 and it makes me mad
...I work in a grocery store
That cocoa's like making love in a canoe- It's fucking close to water
...I bought 2 slices for $2 at 7 eleven today
It's about time we discover more habitable planets
#6 how the fuck are you gonna close it now you stupid twat
#2 Those goddamn seas...they only go for douchebags, not nice guys like myself...
Hey, I could get the same information on a site that does allow adblock, so bye~
Did you have decorations in front of your house? I think kids usually avoid the houses that don't
cocoNUTS
Daddyyyyy
So THAT'S what my roomates do with the toilet paper
jesus, did people think I was serious? seriously, check it out, it's hilarious http://www.godhatesfags.com/audio/parodies.html
*scrolls down to the chocolate sauce* sigh... *unzips*
There's nothing I love more in the world than the WBC's anti-gay song parodies
All I can imagine is https://img.ifcdn.com/images/b032aef1b2f702a04910681bfbc90cefe8ec9568965c6047906515c7a690703f_1.jpg
He's so fuckin adorable #teamzombie
#teamzombie
This is what the ideal male body looks like. You may not like it, but this is peak performance.
#3 does anyone know where his shirt is from?
As a girl
If this isn't squad goals I don't know what is
Same here, I've done a lot of shit
Where'd you get that bra? I need it
¿uosʇɐM ɐɯɯƎ
I normally don't pay attention to the christmas selfies but I gotta say, your eyebrows are on fleek
Call of Duty porn parody? Link please
Thought that was going to be the good ol' Cera man but that's just as good
Thank you, I can sleep peacefully now
+1 for the leaf. Nice touch
I don't get #5 and it makes me mad
...I work in a grocery store
That cocoa's like making love in a canoe- It's fucking close to water
...I bought 2 slices for $2 at 7 eleven today
It's about time we discover more habitable planets
#6 how the fuck are you gonna close it now you stupid twat
#2 Those goddamn seas...they only go for douchebags, not nice guys like myself...
Hey, I could get the same information on a site that does allow adblock, so bye~
Did you have decorations in front of your house? I think kids usually avoid the houses that don't
cocoNUTS
Daddyyyyy
So THAT'S what my roomates do with the toilet paper
jesus, did people think I was serious? seriously, check it out, it's hilarious http://www.godhatesfags.com/audio/parodies.html
*scrolls down to the chocolate sauce* sigh... *unzips*
There's nothing I love more in the world than the WBC's anti-gay song parodies
All I can imagine is https://img.ifcdn.com/images/b032aef1b2f702a04910681bfbc90cefe8ec9568965c6047906515c7a690703f_1.jpg