CyFestus

7293 pts · January 2, 2017


The one dude just laying down

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Can you turn me into a hot female?

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Anyone have any phone wallpapers of Oppy? This image up there comes out blurry

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Suck my balls

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Same, but swap the genders

7 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

¡Ponle con aguacate!

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

After seeing a glass cast of a vagina on here yesterday, I was trying to guess what body part this was...

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I used this app with my boyfriend when I was having pass out/amnesia spells so he could find me when it happened.

7 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Those are probably Kinder Joy, a different type. I've seen them in Walmart too.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It says ON the egg that it's illegal to sell in the US...?

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Nope, still illegal. They sell a different Kinder product with the toy OUTSIDE the egg under a different name, but can't remember what it is

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Typically the "extra" child is aborted and the parent sterilized.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

The policy was relaxed a bit- if one parent was a single child, they're allowed to have two children.

7 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Fo elementary school parties, I always told Mom to bake these, knowing no other kids would eat them and I would get to eat them all.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I only study the Bible, I don't study any of the doctrines, so it's as flavorless as it gets haha. No offense or aggression intended!

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I read that as parent's first and thought "damn, what kinda parent dumps their kid?"

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Even after having a seizure, was told I was just a drug addict and to go home (I had a poppy seed granola bar)

7 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 3

I was misdiagnosed for years to the point that I was convinced my brain was making shit up and I didn't have any real issues.

7 years ago | Likes 64 Dislikes 0

And the water baptism isn't required to be a Christian.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Except that part about the age of accountability in the Bible. Think you missed that.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Like it would fold/tuck the extra material more than scrunch it under leather

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I've got a miniscule waist and a bubble butt of an ass. I've always got too much material in jeans around my waist. This looks

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Imagine you're belt is trying to flee your body and bunching your jeans uncomfortably, in a spot you don't want them to.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Christian here. Also pro choice. I don't know what shit youre going through, I'm not gonna force you to keep a lifelong commitment.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Define heathen baby??

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

There are three ways to translate "love" in which it has three different meanings, but we only know this if we go back to the Greek.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Many of these "contradictions" are due to confusion or unclear translation from the original language it was written in. For example,

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I'm not sinking that low, okay?

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I got a 97 on my ASVAB but I've got scoliosis. No one wants me ;_;

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