CurtMantis

126 pts ยท December 21, 2013


I can tie my shoe laces all by myself. I also wipe my own ass. Get this bio to the front page and I'll mail you $5 aussie dollars.

It's a smudge on the lens

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I found mine yesterday! Holy shit!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Looked at the first photo and thought, "No, that is your fourth post"

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Lol.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Did anyone else see the flip on the eighth slide down?!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

But when the world needed him most, he vanished.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You can tell her name is Aspen by the way she is.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I really thought the first one meant the eraser would become clean and read the rest assuming this whole thing was satire.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I thought this was an Imgurian making fun of Xbox, but it was really Xbox making fun of Xbox.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

have a birthday: Every current date needs to be converted to ??/365. Then work out which new month that it falls in. (3/3)

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

of the last month. This would fix the "Oh no my birthday is on the same day every year" bullshit. Everyone complaining that they don't (2/?)

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm loving how much discussion this is opening! I propose a solution to this: NYD does have a regular day, that just falls at the end (1/?)

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I think I need to use the sleep

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Why is the sand all green and shit?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Wow! Okay mine was totally different: White, Yellow 1, Yellow 2, Yellow 3, Blue 1, Blue 2, Blue 3, Red 1, Red 2, Red 3, Cho Dan Bo, Black...

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Or 6 months

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 2

Not if he is the master if his domain

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

She doesn't look older than 56

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My name is Curtis!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm like everyone else, just different.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You can tell her name is Aspen because of the way she is.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

A man expresses feelings to a girl

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's NOT how you make porridge!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's just one letter away from being the fastest female in zumba class

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Wolfy Wolfy Wolfy!

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Oh Captain

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

One of us. One of us.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

ONE OF US. ONE OF US.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1