CuriouslyRecurringTemplatePattern

16291 pts ยท June 16, 2014


I write scientific computing software and live in the 505.

Hopefully self sterilization for the benefit of humanity

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I read that with Gir's voice

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What is the deal with the hole in the wall?

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Would you say that I have a plethora of pinatas?

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"This video is bollocks" -Yoga Video Fancier Weekly

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ribaldry Intensifies

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Maybe in the past, but the age range of college students has spread out a lot in the last 20+ years

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Funicula!

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This is exactly the way I eat ice cream, except this is cute rather than horrifying.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I woke up one morning with a bloody nose. I said to myself, "how did that get there?" And brushed it off the pillow. -Emo Phillips

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Where is that danger noodle going?

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I've often wondered what it would be like to not have my brain involuntarily clogged with petabytes of useless info like this.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'd like to know if that arm cannon lights up

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I get knocked down, but I get up again

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

This is exactly why I tend to eat cereal when everyone else is asleep

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Let's do the Time Warp again!

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Rocking the classic military grade Arctic pencil skirt.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Years later, I am still amazed by this

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

*PONK* *PONK*

7 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

UNDATEABLE!

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

It would have to. That said, I didn't care for the taste either.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

TIL that brain tumors come in sets.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Scorpionman Scorpionman. Scorpionman hates Spiderman. Whenever they fight, Scorpion wins. Scorpionman.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's tough in general. I wish more effort were being devoted to developing better forms of birth control for both men and women.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Issues which are being treated in preparation for implantation.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Thanks. I can relate to not being able to relate. Lots of practice there! Success rate per cycle could be anywhere from 50-90% due to other

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The only credible-looking research I have seen about possible problems with artificial sweeteners is that they can disrupt digestive flora.

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Naming your band "Queen" is hardly keeping a low profile.

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