This isn't your average stupidity
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5
538
As a mortician, MRW someone makes a "dead weight" or "stiff back" joke
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7
1244
When someone actually returns my greeting on Hearthstone
40
6
112
I spilled some mustard on the counter, I think I can now sell that tile as art
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35
96
Have some aesthetic cocaine!
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6641
When my friends post pictures of their babies naked on Facebookand it blindsides me
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3
649
I'm sensing an innuendo here...
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2
2222
My girlfriend's little brother is relentlessly trying to beat me at super smash bros
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3
300
MRW my fully loaded nacho breaks
30
4
249
I can't find my cat :(
2
3
106
When my grandma Shirley says she now uses splenda in her pies
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6
388
He brings the element of SAsS
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9
57
He doesn't realize that only closed blinds will hide him
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4
78
Checkmate, Atheism. Checkmate, Christianity.
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8
117
Help! I just got a cute puppy and grew ovaries, am I going to sync up with my girlfriend?
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3
76
MRW someone asks me to make a confession on some cat obsessed website
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0
47
Just replied to my girlfriend "I love you too*" and noticed my mistake right as I sent it
0
4
912
Say what you will but I think the future looks pretty rad
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5
510
When newbies to Washington leave their windows down while going inside a store
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19899
We put a heat lamp bulb in the lamp on our end table, and I am now the proud owner of a hairy iguana
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2
1197
I genuinely can't even right now. I finally know how basic college girls feel.
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9
158
When the tank loses aggro
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794
When my gf sees me making a post about her on imgsafnhuizsGiugadfrg
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8
2148
I guess I'll just sit here... and run in circles... or look at my mounts...
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3
32
MRW my roommate doesn't use the glade spray after dumping
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5
210
I love my puppy Ellie, but at night she looks deformed and it scares me
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3
128
I don't know what the hell you guys want anymore, have some damn random gifs
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8
1324
As a straight male...
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28
139
MRW my boss says if I work a little harder I could get a 25 cent raise
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23
500
MRW my level 19 Magikarp dies in a nuzlocke because I got greedy and didn't switch him out
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3
153
When "Ice Ice Baby" comes on, and my girlfriend has company over
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10
489
I really want to fap before my girlfriend gets home but Imgur is far too distracting! Halp!
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11
268
Gonna make you sweat
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14
250
My gift unto you
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1
190
It's the most wonderful time of the yeeeeear
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11
72
When I step on a ribcage in Skyrim and it ricochets off a wall and kills me
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23
338
Currently at home with the flu...
10
3
453
When you have to add another hole to your belt to make it fit
14
9
159
How I initiate sex with my girlfriend
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15
570
The most drastic "Then and now" I have ever seen
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1277
My anxiety is kicking in big time tonight. I need cats, STAT!!
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962
Scrolling to the bottom of a controversial imgur post
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6
355
Sweet jesus I thought someone put that uterus lining on a dog
10
2
1712
My morning thus far
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6
299
"Faster"
15
8
13
Let the jimmies hit the floor
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27
106
I like
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7
58
MRW my coworker told me his latest hookup wanted him to pee inside her
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24
355
When my relatives tag me in "like this jesus picture or go to hell only 3.14% of you will share" posts
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10
94
When I'm eating breakfast, and I hear my girlfriend and her roommate talking about their synchronization
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13
56072
How I feel as a Christian when I see other Christians up in everyone's bidness
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81