CubsFanForLife

11477 pts ยท March 5, 2015


Sometimes I'm too sarcastic to the extent that people believe I'm retarded. I got that from Imgur, or I'd like to think, which has become this weird little niche I seek haven to throughout the day. It is a community of misfits, and for that reason I empathize with a lot of what I read on here. If you're looking for a connection, someone to listen, or a friend, message me. Tell me a story, tell me which decade in history you would want to live in and why. Tell me something you've never told anyone else, I'm just a stranger. At least at the moment.

Goodbye, motherfucker :')

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Did you ever hear anything about what happened? Surely a news article would have been written about the incident, no?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

In the 4th grade, my friend was asked who was the 16th president. Not paying attention and having not heard the question, "..Harriet Tubman"

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

One year later, is the happy couple still together? :)

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Pack your bags, folks. The internet is over, we did it.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Did you get married in game, too?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Don't lose hope! If you can show that kind of courage to put yourself out there to a community of strangers, good things will come for you!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Here I am, reading this 4 years later. Kudos to your bravery, OP, and I hope you have found happiness!!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Context?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My history teacher once said that no one will ever cut you off if you're driving a tank. Since that day it has been my dream car.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

:)

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Far from, most likely. Or maybe exactly what you think it means. I can only assume your head is like such:

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Nahhh jk you're at 1107 now :)

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

1105. >:)

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

helping others, your happiness comes first. Otherwise, stay kind and awesome, fellow imgurian!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I have been reading your replies. Thank you for being a swell imgurian, offering yourself to others! Don't forget, though, when it comes to

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm commenting on this 4 years later to remind you of the wonderful memories you have of Fudge. Gone, but never forgotten.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I just can't believe it, you ruined Christmas. :) Welcome to imgur!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Thank you, fellow imgurian, for being a model of kindness to all! Have a lovely holiday!

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Hello, good sir, I come from the footure! Have you figured it out, yet? I may be able to provide assistance!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Your username isn't quite a palindrome, and now I'm trying to figure out how to make it one cleverly. bobmaiambob... no... /shrug

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Thank you, good sir, for doing the calculation for me. That's a lot of freedom. o7

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

What did you end up writing your thesis on?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'd like to think that two years later the two of you are still friends. :)

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

This is likely the work of a physicist. You'll notice that there's no duck tape in the gif.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I will never not love Bert strips

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That's a cheap-ass question coming from a reporter. She knew

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Katie Ledecky did it better

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Lost my grandpa a couple of months ago. I'm sorry, OP, it's a difficult feeling.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0