CtrlAltJesse

49719 pts ยท February 25, 2016


bring this to front page and I'll send you one of my greatest treasures (I'm poor).

Good keep going.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Fur suit on or off

2 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

I'm Gunna regret this but how do you join

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Ight I'll buy the leatherbound. Geez

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

Dune part II irl

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I dig it. Commissions? I want me drilling a G line of molly ringwald off of Oprah left labia in abiza

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I accidentally mustard gassed myself once. It cured my sciatica

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 4

If you ever fucking do that... I'll marry you

2 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Arm the proletariat

2 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Can you imagine what I could do with a trust fund and the connections of the Uber wealthy. All you poors better watch out.

2 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

Smallest song contest I'm assuming

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Why is there so much horse cartoon porn on here? Am I missing something

2 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 1

Me when my partner says it's sexy time and I get caught up in my boxers.

2 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 1

GO BILLS

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

The feds do though, you a fed. Fed boy

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Do I have to report my illegal activities?

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Like, whoops. Amiright? Scary. Hahah

2 years ago | Likes 35 Dislikes 2

FUCKKKK I DIDNT DO MY TAXES

2 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 1

Why

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Why is it a small horse though

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I'd rather smoke with Hitler than that type of reprobate

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

Holy fuck #2 you can clearly see Bush holding a match

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 4

Weird why would a cat punch itself?

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You can lead a fuck face to an idiot but you can burn that bridge when you cross it

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If I , embarassingly, choke on something. My tomb stone better say " some dude tried to hump my butt and his game was so bad I still died."

2 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 1

They chose the job, doesn't look like they are protecting or serving. Police union should throw their weight behind gun reform.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's what I'm talking about. I love the big falls

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Massive loans from his failed businesss and prolly sex tapes

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1