Cryptic29

29374 pts ยท April 7, 2016


Not a Doctor. This is me http://i.imgur.com/i67ksGL.jpg Enjoy Talking! So Hit me Up!

Looks like the doll baby from M. Nights new show Servant.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Or so i'm told

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#12 mayonnaise is used as a lubricant in prison for butt sex...

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I will never go in the ocean, you knocked yourself right down to the bottem of the food chain

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Sharks really fascinate me, they are beautiful beasts, but they scare me like nothing else

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Just like strippers

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Some books and an unopened condom, which I carried around cause 8th grade, I was mortified

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Some books and an unopened condom, which I carried around cause 8th grade, I was mortified

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I honestly hadn't done been around drugs at all, I told them the dog was wrong and they said it couldn't be, they found nothing but..

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I remember in 8th grade they took a drug dog through my school, and it hit on my locker, I had to open it and let search my back pack..

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I remember in 8th grade they took a drug dog through my school, and it hit on my locker, I had to open it and let search my back pack..

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You know what they call crustaceans, insects of the sea

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Annnnnd he killed himself

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Read the book it's much better, Meg a novel of deep sea terror

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I enjoy you're mog fellow shaman

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I see this as an absolute win!

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This is why you never skip leg day

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I think of shallow hal. "What are these chairs made of? Steel."

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When you think you just have a cold and then the avengers show up, you know you're fucked

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His tail wagging is the last picture got me

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I never had to pee more than at the movie theater, something about the pop there just makes me have to go

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Cat I'm a kitty cat, and I dance dance dance, dance dance dance

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How much does this really protect someone if a bomb did go off near it?

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This would be perfect for a behindthegif cartoon

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I know nothing about baseball, why do they have people do the first pitch?

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Dear diary....jackpot!

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Couple inches away from being on /r watchpeopledie

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This cat puts o-lala to shame.

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