CryptBeast

1938 pts ยท December 20, 2011


If you are reading this then I have committed an injustice of galactic proportions... again! You must restore balance to the Universe by spending the next two hours downvoting all my shit. Godspeed, noble warrior!

Like cops elsewhere are any better.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Ah, the sunny Krasnodar. Where every idiot thinks he's a Cossack and it's late 19th century before the invention of pepper spray and tazers.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He's just trying to get you to go buy a power rack and a barbell.

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I don't get it - Roman republican governance and culture were always considered foundational in the US.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Ok, truthiness time now. You free-riding, broke-ass bitches can't keep any of those companies afloat so someone's got to.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

As was customary for the people in their time, their heads were too big for their bodies.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Most Americans have a worldview of a goldfish and don't deserve democracy, but the beauty of it is that democracy works even for idiots.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 5

Modern democracy is a competitive system. A "democracy" where decisions are made "responsibly" and "consensualy" exists today in Russia.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 15

Not to mention 50, overweight, and badly out of breath after the first swing.

6 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

Bruno looks like he thinks fucking people up is a kind of a prank.

6 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

What does "risk of effective regulation" even mean? Most days I wish the 80% of population stayed illiterate.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Who the fuck parks spaceships that close to each other?! All it would take is for the one on the bottom to slightly accelerate. BOOM!

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Brian Shaw has a few videos on his yt channel about buying clothes. And trying to fit into furniture and economy cars.

6 years ago | Likes 41 Dislikes 0

They didn't. They concluded that if you are talented you can be an expert with less practice but still more than a talentless hack.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You didn't hit shit, bro. The studios hit the sweet spot and now they are fighting over the money.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 5

It's not too bad but I am not a fan. It's supposed to be "healthy" which is why a lot of people eat it.

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

I dunno what the joke is - my wife gets pretty defensive about gay dudes at the gym hitting on me.

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

I find it best to focus on the consistency because a lot of people are surprisingly insecure about the color.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Wow, Keanu is a surprisingly large dude. Because Shaw is an absolute giant and not looking like a 3 yo next to him is a feat unto itself.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Most likely didn't see the biker come up and assumed the right lane was clear because no car would fit there. Was still found at fault.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The car wasn't in a turn lane - there's a double solid line and nowhere to turn left. It clearly left the blinker on after lane change left.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Wow, so much naive, cliched, and msiguided crap! Though this definitely the place for it.

7 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 8

"Have a rainbow, you fucking fruits!"

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

She missed! Such a perfect chance to throw a liter of beer into her face and all over her tits and she missed completely!

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 2

To hell with Netscape. Where's the mother fucking Mosaic?!

7 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 0

Take the entire black culture of the past 40 years, compress it to 4 minutes of screen time.

8 years ago | Likes 34 Dislikes 4

It's almost as if online hysterics don't matter other than for news media who will suck a story out of a syphilitic dick if they have to.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Average imgurian is pissed at slow walkers and people trying to pass him while he's sitting in the right lane next to a truck for 50 miles.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

You can tell imgur's user base has an abnormally high rural/urban ratio by the votes on the comments in threads like this one.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0