CrossedKeys

49124 pts · January 14, 2015


I still have no idea when to use whom and not who. I may be an idiot....Whom knows. Gots me a badass wife and four kick-ass daughters. I draw a little.

You got a permit for those guns? :) lethal as Hell!

1 month ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

So many of them are that way. How do you fox that kind of broken?

5 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The decent person side of me feels terrible to see him so weak. The rest of me (and the decent part too…just quieter) want him to think about how badly he fucked the country up with every beat of whatever sits where his heart should be.

5 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I’m just super thrilled to be here. We’re well on it way to being great…right?

Wait…Great doesn’t necessarily mean good does it? Oh no….maybe all this time he’s been a great eeeeeeevil.

Surely not….

Oh…Mormons are Christians. And MAGA will hopefully eat itself soon…but never soon enough.

6 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This is disgusting, pathetic, and embarrassing.

6 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Lying coward.

6 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This is embarrassing.

7 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I thought…I kept seeing this same joke all over. The Onion is out here hitting’ the streets with their unparalleled satire…wait?

What’s that? This isn’t a joke?

It’s weird to realize that you can be more embarrassed when you think you’ve hit a limit…nope. There’s always more.

8 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well done!!!

9 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Toe Cutter and Immortan Joe! 😁

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Just checked it out. It doesn’t qualify for the $7,500 tax credit. That credit is one of the reasons I will be able to get a new car…eventually. Still broke for now…but when i stopped getting financially raked over the coals by the cheating narcissist…I should be able to pay off my debt and get a new car.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I’m a broke single father of four who needs a new car…fucking Teslas are the cheapest electric vehicle around…if I get one and put a “I hate Elon Musk but needed a car” sticker on it…am I good?

1 year ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Quoting Inglorious Basterds.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He screamed into the uncaring void…

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Well done!

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Beat me to it

1 year ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 2

Just reread Chronicles and Legends. Tas used to be my favorite…I got old enough to finally love Sturm the most.

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Why the Kender reference? 😁

1 year ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

That tracks.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Well done!

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Three years since I found out. 2 years since the divorce. Still fighting the ex to try and get her to think of our four girls. Only thinks about herself. Does the kids thing for appearances. I’m still a wreck.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Bandit is going to be so pissed!

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I shall believe it…when I see it.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Rolled a Nat 1 on insult.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I hate them. Beautiful happy bastards! ❤️

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It’s the 1/3 lbs burger all over again. We dumb.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

You’re doing great and will be a great mom!

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0