CreativeToAFault

71271 pts · March 15, 2016


Please check out some of my sketches, I draw a lot of faces, and I hope you enjoy both the art and the read! "The Princess Bride" by William Goldman 1987-Shooting Draft --------------------------------------------------------------------------- FADE IN ON: A VIDEO GAME ON A COMPUTER SCREEN The game is in progress. As a sick coughing sound is heard. CUT TO: THIS KID lying in bed, coughing. Pale, one sick cookie. Maybe he's seven or eight or nine. He holds a remote in one hand, presses it, and the video game moves a little bit. Then he's hit by another spasm of coughing, puts the remote down. His room is monochromatic, greys and blues, mildly high-tech. We're in the present day and this is a middle class house, somewhere in the suburbs. CUT TO: The Kid's MOTHER as she enters, goes to him, fluffs his pillows, kisses him, and briefly feels his forehead. She's worried, it doesn't show. During this MOTHER You feeling any better? THE KID A little bit. MOTHER Guess what. THE KID What? MOTHER Your grandfather's here. THE KID (not overjoyed) Mom, can't you tell him that I'm sick? MOTHER You are sick, that's why he's here. THE KID He'll pinch my cheek. I hate that. MOTHER Maybe he won't. --------------------------------------------------------------------------- 2. The Kid shoots her an "I'm sure" look, as we CUT TO: THE KID'S GRANDFATHER bursting into the room. Kind of rumpled. But the eyes are bright. He has a wrapped package tucked under one arm as be immediately goes to The Kid, pinches his cheek. GRANDFATHER Hey! How's the sickie? Heh? The Kid gives his Mother an "I told you so" look. The Mother ignores it, beats a retreat. MOTHER I think I'll leave you two pals. And she is gone. There's an uncomfortable silence,

That we don't have dodo birds anymore

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With a freakishly long duster

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At least bisexual sugar I think

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So, did turning it off and on again fix it?

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It was Michael Jackson when I went to school

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Neat

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Bots

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Depends on how hard you throw it, but most likely no

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I like this

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So do I

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I have, and yeah, it's depression, hence the therapy, but my body has resisted or rejected any medication against it so far

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Yeah, absolutely, it wasn't the worst, but there were so many things that could have worked if more than a second of though was put behind it

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Oh yeah, like I don't want to die, but if I got hit by a bus and killed, I wouldn't mind terribly, you know?

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#19 I've shared a lot of memes lately

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Iron sky

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Man, Acolyte could have been good. It really wasn't, but it could have been.

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If you got hit by it, you'd likely be schmeared across a couple of kilometers.

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The company that makes them are Swedish, its a company called "Malaco" unless Canada remarkets it under a different brand

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She's a very good void

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"...his collection of pokémon cards"

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The wizards can teleport, and so can the house elves. Why not hire some of them to deliver the mail? It would be infinitely faster! It would be fucking instant!

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Yeah, I play games for fun. Every now and then, if I want a challenge, I'll play some Souls game for a bit. You're the person playing you decide how you want to play. That's your perogative 😊

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The sun is an eldritch horror, gotcha.

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Pretty much

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My void just fell asleep on my chest, she's not very spooky

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She's great

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I'm sometimes an adult, but sometimes I need someone more adult, an adultier adult if you will.

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Nope, tried using task manager, took it to the shop, but depression.exe keeps opening again

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