Crapplause

11317 pts ยท February 9, 2017


I call my daughter 'rat-face'. She's beautiful but I don't want her to be a self-cented b*tch

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I thought everyone hated Danes? And those freaking people from Greenland

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Except we will be paying that debt off for decades. Why do welfare recipients need to receive double? It should be for laid off workers

5 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 1

A shovel emoji?

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

We all make mistskes

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

GILF

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Amazing skill, but no way would workplace health and safety allow kids to get that close to an operating machine.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Can you leave your wallet and passport outside in a bag on the street overnight in LA? nah. Plus nearly zero guns in Japan

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Man I don't know what median house prices are but that seems pretty cheap!

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

As an Aussie, I think you're awesome. G'day from down under

5 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

I am here for the work bench! Nice effort

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's super easy if you just do what everyone else dose and leave until they are late teens and screwed up.

6 years ago | Likes 35 Dislikes 2

I think the Chinese perfected that

6 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

My little guy is 8 days old. My dad hasn't met him yet ?

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Everyone but like 3 ppl on Earth

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yeah so nothing to worry about? either way it's lost

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

As an Australian I don't think this is funny! Had me worried for a sec

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

I shouldn't read this stuff. Makes me paranoid

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Wow. Nearly exactly the same as my kid comforting our golden retriever during a storm except my kid is blonde. Trippy

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If you are not critically unwell you don't need treatment! Stop infecting others and clogging medical services.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Greatest country between Canada and Mexico

6 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

Doggo knows what's best.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Don't tell me what to do!

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He was told that he did not fit the Australian guidelines for COVID testing (he'd be to the US). He self tested 3 days later. Good doctor

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

He was told that he did not fit the Australian guidelines for COVID testing (he'd be to the US). He self tested 3 days later. Good doctor

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Soooo You assume Steve Irwin only swims in 'safe water'? Most of his swimming was done in muddy, croc infested creeks.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You get to die in multiple shit-hole countries! Woo!

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Wtf! Grabs his daughter's water bottle for a drink? My 4yo has better germ awareness than this Muppet

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Not all heroes wear capes

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I think after they passed him around the block a few times, they might discard his used, toothless corpse.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0