CountessVonFingerbang

77398 pts · January 28, 2012


Marine biologist turned science writer. Enjoys rock climbing, sciencing, and putting cheese on things. "Nothing shocks me, I'm a scientist." - Indiana Jones

I make baby blankets and baby books for my friends

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ACCIO BABY

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Don't forget, you're here forever.

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I Futurama-ed my family. 

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For my cake day: Chewy playing in the snow

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I made a Harry Potter alphabet book for my friend's new baby!

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Everyone go hug their pets

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Cats sitting awkwardly (a small dump)

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I have decided that my friend is a wombat.

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Nathan Fillion wants to remind you that the 90s were a special time

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Turtle photobombs vacation photo

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MRW someone is doing a crossword puzzle and asks for a 3-letter word for "dike." 

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Da Dum, Da Dum...

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When you add the "in bed" rule, my fortune cookie gets a little rapey

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GIMLI, NO! It burns the precious.

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Why does this ugly-ass purse make me feel like I need to pick out CDs?

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I'm happy to report there's no Jar-Jar equivalent.

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Breaking News: Dog wears hat, is good boy!

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MFW I'm still sitting on the toilet, doing my business, and the auto-flusher activates

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After being all alone in the shelter for 8 months, Deevah has had to learn to play her favorite game... all by herself.

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MRW someone tells me swearing isn't ladylike.

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The only good thing about Clarkson being suspended by the BBC are the screencaps the news agencies picked for Facebook

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MFW I'm still sitting on the toilet, doing my business, when the auto-flusher activates

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I Pixared my little family.

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Cake day offering: My Calvin and Hobbesed family

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Conservative Christian Rewrites Harry Potter So Her Kids Won’t Turn Into Witches

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Does that guy have an almond stuck in his throat?

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The Bitty Avengers are my new favorite thing

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How to properly care for found baby birds

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My brother was super excited about his tomato penis, all I could see was Gru.

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David Tennant playing with a breast.

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Most uncomfortable restaurant restroom floor ever...

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MRW anyone starts to cry around me

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You may pass, my fine pup.

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Adventurous dad is adventurous.

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Seriously, I live half a block away from my office... THE STRUGGLE IS REAL.

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Really, Oklahoma...?!

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#SadBatman

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I submit my drunk apple Pi Pie from last year's Pi Day.

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Let's get in the TARDIS... to defeat our foes. Did they send me Mickey when I asked for Rose?

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Happy Birthday, Chewbacca!

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Looking through "Jurassic Park" items on Etsy when I suddenly come across this beauty.

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Googled "annoyed sloth." This was not what I expected.

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Nathan Fillion wants to welcome you back to the 90s.

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Snug at me, bro.

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The kind of headline every journalist hopes to write.

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It's not untrue...

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Hermione is Imgur's spirit animal.

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I can't even begin to describe how much I love this.

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Seems Legit.

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I think my dad made a new friend.

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This gif makes me inexplicably and immeasurably happy

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Hakuna Marauder. Animagus for days...

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Saw this on Facebook and thought it was worth sharing

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Let's roll it back a bit.

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Don't blink...

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