CouldBeALiar

2650 pts ยท April 26, 2015


$10,000+ for health care (employer subsidized). That means it's not even an expense. Most of those expenses are probably made up anyways.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

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8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

annnnnnnd you get nothing

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

cyka blyat

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I was hoping for him to slide on his belly like a penguin and then this glorious man goes and fulfill my hopes. It's so beautiful

9 years ago | Likes 2629 Dislikes 2

Whale oil beef hooked

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Needs more lemon

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

...ing

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ignore sluts upvote shitposts

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

You sleep with the next episode on a playlist, damn casual.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

Vegan (+Egg) wait what?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

you mean poof, yo money gone

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I thought the Charter takeover would improve Time Warner a bit, nope! Just more nipple rubbin'

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

My brand!!

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Ahh the fash storage the illusive cousins of the flash storage

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

This is making me, rock hard.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Or you know throw the knife at one and shoot the other but this works too.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 3

Language, language language language language. Language!

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Yeah, I found this wallet. Let's get our stories straight

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Death awwww

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Thank God for that Left Screen/Right Screen wallpaper. Now I'll know which monitor is which.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

We shall ride to battle on the morrow!

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

God damnit I feel so conflicted, take the upvote you magnificent bastard.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He said at work people so unless you're at work, fuck you.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

#2 Would have been better if it had been, they're there...

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0