CosmicTony

3462 pts ยท October 16, 2014


When I go AFK, I am off play with her. When I come back I say sorry for just having a character AFK for 12 rounds... if I am still even connected. I don't even stop to say BRB.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Nope. When my girl shows that kind of interest I can go AFK and come back and apologise, tell my mates why and all is forgiven with a solemn, "Do what ya gotta do."

2 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

Everyone know the German Baby joke? -- An adopted German baby didn't speak for the first few years. The adoptive parents got really worried, but doctors said he was fine. Then one night at dinner the child just calmly says "This Soups cold". Amazed the parents asked "Why didn't you speak before?" The baby just looks at them both and says, "Up until now, everything has been quite satisfactory."

3 years ago | Likes 454 Dislikes 4

#6 Every Hobbit can pick up Thor's hammer... except those darn Sackville-Baggins'

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I see a lazy person, that forgot the inlet side, who still solved their own problem.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

This misogyny has long been corrected. She has been credited a while now. Research team leads do still take credit for underling work tho.

4 years ago | Likes 105 Dislikes 5

"Childlike giggles in the middle of the night. You might have Murder Cherubs. Use new & improved Infanticide." Keep out of reach of Children

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I've done 'phone in my hand while looking for my phone'. Thankfully, 5 seconds tops. Never been baffled by a object permanence glitch though

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I do a whole conversation and walk around the house and on more than one occassion the kid gets FOMO and wants the phone back. RUDE

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Back then being addicted to crack had a different meaning for sure.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Um, that's actually, Macaulay Macaulay Culkin Culkin - legally speaking. Or McCulky Caulin if its on tip of your tongue. :P

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

If there's moss on the bark... oh god I can't even finish that

4 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

I dined with poors once. Doctors? That did "something without borders"? Complained about unclean water in the Orient all night. Pish-Posh.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I haven't seen him debate a real opponent but he is the "lets say," or "for arguments sake," king. Dude must just carry straw everywhere

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Banjo that isn't playing Hitchhikers Guide theme or Rainbow Connection... not interested. ;)

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Me: You buy a lot of comics? Conservative: No way those are for losers. Me: then maybe STFU, comics were never for people like you.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

And, its got nothing to do with real bears - even though that works - but the constellation Ursa Major and Minor. The Bear constellations.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I just say, "I'm with, THE MACHINE" and they let me go wherever I want.

4 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

I bet that Furnace is Totally Stoked to be making bells.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

We had Cyclone days, my Grandpa story will be how I rode to school in a Cyclone only to find out School was cancelled and still rode home.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"He implied I was an idiot," no mam, but you correctly inferred it.

4 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

My cousins 3 yo kid did a rear choke, going "Shhh Shhh Shhh," on a teddy. I was worried, but his technique was actually fine.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If you have limited milk, putting it in first is prudent... but none of us do it.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

China is gross to other peoples/cultures, but I have to admit I may have made the same TFA change for symmetry, due to the title placement.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

"Well, if my $6 a banana isn't fair, may the Gods strike down my livelihood"

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

>Text indicating objectification focused on their culturally favourable genetic features<

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Only part that caught my attention was the Stargate Cold Opens, heh

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

There was a time I'd be like, "Meh, she is trying to be funny." But if she's American, statistically, she was probably seriously asking.

5 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 1