5'6? So you are a woman?

8 years ago | 2 9

I mean, in the end, ya.

8 years ago | 3 0

Chuck Norris got fuckin rocked by Bruce Lee. Bruce > Chuckie

8 years ago | 3 1

Shut up and and bag my groceries

8 years ago | 2 2

At least your step dad wants you.

8 years ago | 1 0

It doesn't even deserve that title. Not a shit post, just a shitty post.

8 years ago | 2 0

I actually jerk off to God, watching me jerk off, it's a never ending cycle. Feels good.

8 years ago | 5 1

Basic?

8 years ago | 1 1

I wish Proactiv would sponsor these events.

8 years ago | 2 0

If you are proving a point with a Bill Nye gif, you are wrong.

8 years ago | 3 0

I don't think you know what sleep paralysis is....

8 years ago | 6 0

That is pretty exteeme

8 years ago | 2 0

My GI Bill increased. So maybe it's just you?

8 years ago | 4 2

The idea of an acronym is to read the letters as they are used when spelled. Not the phonetic part of each word -Internet somewhere.

8 years ago | 12 4

What kind of dog is this?

8 years ago | 3 2

Holy fuck +1

8 years ago | 8 0

Have you tried being a less shitty parent?

8 years ago | 5 6

How many blowjobs does it cost?

8 years ago | 2 0

So the Seals are virgins?

8 years ago | 5 0

Pretty Patties?

8 years ago | 5 1

That isn't Doug Jones.

8 years ago | 3 0

Yep, here is your downvote! -1

8 years ago | 11 2

.....rise chicken....

8 years ago | 10 0