157 pts · August 11, 2015
I like your spark
Disclaimer: Name-calling and ass-hattery, could lead to assault and battery.
Trust issues intensified
{insert dad joke or witty pun}
..very nithe
Noice Swock Reeper
It's not gay if you're wearing boot bands
Everything's better with a bag of weed
Honest to god that was my first thought reading this post of what would go through my mind. That's fucked up I hope you're okay.
Anything with a numbing agent would smell too loud the prank would be a bust
You think you're cute? Well can you do this?... How about a couple of these? - lil piglet probably
Oh I'm a crumbling canyon wall and I'm taking you with me but not today pal
Sooooooorrrrrryyyyyyyy
"A basket of liver and onion rings, a catch of the day and a steak cut in the shape of a trout. You got all that, honey?"
"Three oinkers wearing pants, plate of hot air, basket of Grandma's breakfast and change the bull to a gill, got it."
You owe me a new acorn
Gold
You know what? Why don't we all just sit down and shut the fuck up. Great idea @Kibleed
“Family out of town? The inside of a spaghetti squash feels like inside-the-mouth skin.” - Jr. Chef Peter.
They share everything. EVERYTHING.
"I'm Glen Quagmire and this is bee.. bee bush."
What has become of you Mort Goldman?
These Sun Chip commercials are getting out of hand
Sing to the tune of Dropkick Murphys "Kiss me, I'm Shitfaced" (the verse not the chorus)
From the thumbnail I thought this post was going to be about her so this made me laugh
OMG bro-dawg do you smoke weed?!
IT GON RAIN!
When you gotta lay low because the HOA suspects you aren't following their pet policy
I like your spark
Disclaimer: Name-calling and ass-hattery, could lead to assault and battery.
Trust issues intensified
{insert dad joke or witty pun}
..very nithe
Noice Swock Reeper
It's not gay if you're wearing boot bands
Everything's better with a bag of weed
Honest to god that was my first thought reading this post of what would go through my mind. That's fucked up I hope you're okay.
Anything with a numbing agent would smell too loud the prank would be a bust
You think you're cute? Well can you do this?... How about a couple of these? - lil piglet probably
Oh I'm a crumbling canyon wall and I'm taking you with me but not today pal
Sooooooorrrrrryyyyyyyy
"A basket of liver and onion rings, a catch of the day and a steak cut in the shape of a trout. You got all that, honey?"
"Three oinkers wearing pants, plate of hot air, basket of Grandma's breakfast and change the bull to a gill, got it."
"A basket of liver and onion rings, a catch of the day and a steak cut in the shape of a trout. You got all that, honey?"
You owe me a new acorn
Gold
You know what? Why don't we all just sit down and shut the fuck up. Great idea @Kibleed
“Family out of town? The inside of a spaghetti squash feels like inside-the-mouth skin.” - Jr. Chef Peter.
They share everything. EVERYTHING.
"I'm Glen Quagmire and this is bee.. bee bush."
What has become of you Mort Goldman?
These Sun Chip commercials are getting out of hand
Sing to the tune of Dropkick Murphys "Kiss me, I'm Shitfaced" (the verse not the chorus)
From the thumbnail I thought this post was going to be about her so this made me laugh
OMG bro-dawg do you smoke weed?!
IT GON RAIN!
When you gotta lay low because the HOA suspects you aren't following their pet policy