CorporalCunt

2912 pts ยท November 2, 2012


Big fucking dragon cock shaped dildos. Sized from teasing to tearing.

8 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

It's mate saw three little red dots on its head and whispered. "Run like the sheep you were born to be!"

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Imma say no, the sheep wanted to show of a predator, the predator didn't back down, so it ran..

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

In this one book or ever?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Depends on the rolling stock, both wood and concrete have pros and cons.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

40

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

On mobile I read that quick enough to only load 3 gifs.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

And we have lactose intolerance

9 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

I used to be able. Feels a lot more like a cock in your mouth than a mouth around your dick.

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Yea, it's met police so would say so.

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

We do.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It wasn't for me. I was shocked that that picture was the Maldives. Was pristine, cept for the Russians treading on corals.

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I was told I should grow a beard to look more like Ragnar. I think I just look like an angry bald guy.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

What book?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I didn't see it as thoughtless. More can you put the needs of the country above your own feelings. Do something shitty, for it to work later

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I didn't get that my self. I bought my self a cheesecake and washed it down with some rum.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Just licked his balls.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

Same way me and a colleague cable tied one half of each other together.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I was pretty much taught that 15 years ago,but that might have been my history teacher's view.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I am happy to admit being wrong, but like a seasoned cast iron pan, gets hot enough to kill anything that would hurt.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I was always told not to scrub a tea pot. I don't know many pathogens that survive 100c

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I didn't expect to meet a 75+ year old on imagur. You must have some amazing stories? I would love to hear them.

10 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 3

Haha, na it's a thing here. Tastes great too. And also great for using up left over potatoes and cabbage.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Na, it's potato and cabbage sometimes swede. Traditionally from the night before's dinner. Mashed together and fried.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

And now Peter Molyneux is making shit like Godus

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yea, I only picked metals that I knew had much lower melting temperatures than iron. But the camera is possible too.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Isn't iron white hot when liquid? I would think this to be something like lead or aluminium.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Pound coin

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Ting tang walla walla bing bang

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I know, I am English with Irish heritage.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0