Corpmediocre

805 pts · September 6, 2014


I like weird people. Lets be friends?

Her range really knows no bounds

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My husky makes me carry her up the stairs inside after having a quick pee outside rn. I'm going to be so ripped having to lift all 65lbs of her every couple hours 🫴✨

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

It's about time imo

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 4

I think I saw this movie

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I got in trouble for working late and helping Security deal with a bomb threat, that I recieved the call for.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I feel this.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I moisten superheated sand. Then I shave it off with rubber

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I do this too. Not allowed to have a cat, so I enjoy them everywhere I can

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You sound like a delight. Fun facts are called fun for a reason

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Yeah buddy!! We do a charcoal grill so we light a fire in the grill. It's an old propane Q

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Live in Calgary, Alberta. Every day is BBQ weather

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I have a cockapoo, who is about a third this size and he does the same to me. Only I'm 5'9, so I let him think he's big

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

I don't think Peter is/was as ripped as this guy though...

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Wow bud. Not all of us are the whiny girls we're put on to be but you probably wouldn't feel so great if the PM forgot about your province

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Or watch the tv show. The book is probably better.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm recreating the rogue costume from the show as a 1950's pinup girl for Halloween and I am PUMPED

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

YES! My math wasn't adding up haha I saw this on Facebook when I was on a road trip to the states. All the cool stuff happens when i'm away

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm thinking you're right. Lower down in the comments they said rear air spring on a benz

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Rainbow penises making the great migration

6 years ago | Likes 42 Dislikes 0

I have never wanted a bathtub I could fit in, more in my life.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

"Generic nut buster comment"

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Do all sharks look like their supposed to have whiskers? Or just this guy?

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

They just recently changed this. They had the "rule" implemented because of the first AIDS out reak

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

My grandfather could have beat his cancer with a transfusion and he remained steadfast. Like the stubborn asshole he was

6 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

They made the no blood rule (I call it a rule because it's not in their bible) because of the AIDS outbreak. Source, I was raised in it

6 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 3

When almost everywhere else has 1ply tp I do feel like a cat recklessly spinning the roll

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The JW's changed their bible a year or two ago to say it was okay lmao

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

Generic snotty reply

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Had actually just woken up. Nailed it.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Nor does zee cameraman......

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0