6304 pts · September 29, 2014
a living, breathing, walking depressive shitpost.
Foster fail refers to when someone fosters something young, like kids, puppies, kittens, temporarily with the original intent of being a stopgap between their previous place and their eventual full time home, but then getting attached enough that you adopt the whatever instead. You failed fostering.Bananas Foster, fostering, foster family, foster fail, etc.
#2 cat has left their job at the biscuit factory to start a new career in making moist owlettes
the big bang happened over ten years ago
pillar man theme intensifies
balls, too
yep. that's a dick and some butthole
bruh
it's diazepam with some letters subbed for numbers. it's a medication, can't remember what for
#8 damn, this is over a decade old now
#18 it's 2025. do people still not know how to take a screenshot? it's even easier on mobile than on desktop
still old, sorry fam
go fuck yourself, not that you'll even see this using shutty AI to do all the work. cunt
or whatever material really
amazing what problems we can manage to solve with some sort of generally L shaped metal
Are you perhaps blind?
So I heard about these cool things called planes, and I know this is gonna sound wild, but... Supposedly, you can ride one, then it goes up into the air. Insane, bear with me. And if you "fly" long and far enough, you can go to different places. Even countries across the ocean, from what I've been told at least. And with certain skills, you could potentially get employment. idk tho ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Stickaxe was my first thought
Tony Hog's Pro Surfing was such a good game
see ai, downvote ai
Fuck off bot
Absolutely the fuck not lol
Nah brah, this is absolutely RAD
Listen. I taught my gal to fetch over the course of like, eight months. And it's SO cute when she chases down a toy, then brings it back, screaming her little head off through a mouthful of plush mouth.But now, you must play fetch. If you do not play fetch, she will bring the mouse closer and closer, crying, until she is literally trying to put the mouse in YOUR mouth to show you how it's done.Fetch with cats is an adorable double-edged sword, complete with a pink bow 'round the grip...
"I'm hurting you because I love you."
we don't care
#34 rathergood. purveyor of the most cursed earworms
lol nice
Looney Tunes level event
#34 Prince Albert*
Foster fail refers to when someone fosters something young, like kids, puppies, kittens, temporarily with the original intent of being a stopgap between their previous place and their eventual full time home, but then getting attached enough that you adopt the whatever instead. You failed fostering.
Bananas Foster, fostering, foster family, foster fail, etc.
#2 cat has left their job at the biscuit factory to start a new career in making moist owlettes
the big bang happened over ten years ago
pillar man theme intensifies
balls, too
yep. that's a dick and some butthole
bruh
it's diazepam with some letters subbed for numbers. it's a medication, can't remember what for
#8 damn, this is over a decade old now
#18 it's 2025. do people still not know how to take a screenshot? it's even easier on mobile than on desktop
still old, sorry fam
go fuck yourself, not that you'll even see this using shutty AI to do all the work. cunt
or whatever material really
amazing what problems we can manage to solve with some sort of generally L shaped metal
Are you perhaps blind?
So I heard about these cool things called planes, and I know this is gonna sound wild, but... Supposedly, you can ride one, then it goes up into the air. Insane, bear with me. And if you "fly" long and far enough, you can go to different places. Even countries across the ocean, from what I've been told at least. And with certain skills, you could potentially get employment. idk tho ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Stickaxe was my first thought
Tony Hog's Pro Surfing was such a good game
see ai, downvote ai
Fuck off bot
Absolutely the fuck not lol
Nah brah, this is absolutely RAD
Listen. I taught my gal to fetch over the course of like, eight months. And it's SO cute when she chases down a toy, then brings it back, screaming her little head off through a mouthful of plush mouth.
But now, you must play fetch. If you do not play fetch, she will bring the mouse closer and closer, crying, until she is literally trying to put the mouse in YOUR mouth to show you how it's done.
Fetch with cats is an adorable double-edged sword, complete with a pink bow 'round the grip...
"I'm hurting you because I love you."
we don't care
#34 rathergood. purveyor of the most cursed earworms
lol nice
Looney Tunes level event
#34 Prince Albert*