ControlZee

1206 pts · October 13, 2014


Just got mine too!

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Hey! Blue Moon is delicious, don’t hate

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Pyramid schemes don’t count.

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I’m really curious what would happen if we sent some geese down there. Just a WWE style free for all of the most vicious birds

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I want that last one as my phone background

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The fact that we are on fire largely because of some shitty teenagers isn't helping with this

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Paperman

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BLESS YOU. I'm excited to try these. Dat ragu tho

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Having unpleasant Vashj'ir flashbacks

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Will someone get this big walking carpet out of my way?

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

YOU'RE BURNING IT

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Y'all need to moisturize

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http://imgur.com/iPl6T

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This is sausage to me.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That last statement about courage hit directly home with the force of a thousand onions

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Robin Wright in Wonder Woman is one of my favorite characters in that movie, and it's fucking great

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Think of the spiders, tho

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Exactly what about that seemed like a good idea?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Something like lice is bad enough, I can't even imagine how uncomfortable something like mange would be.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Well if it's lukewarm it might as well be ice.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well if it's lukewarm it might as well be ice.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Lord of the Assholes: The Fellowship of the Asshole

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Pyrex is the shit

9 years ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 0

How do you not die at the bottom

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

To be fair, it's not like medical practices for mental illness were alternatively super awesome during this time period, either.

9 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

ONE OF US

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There's just no way that we can win, that was a masterpiece

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