ConstableIgor

26223 pts · December 28, 2013


Igor is an Igor who was considered "too modern" for Überwald by his family, and went with Samuel Vimes to Ankh-Morpork. He specialises in genetic experiments ("bio-artificing"), which, on the Discworld, involves really small stitches. His creations include a pet rabbit called Eerie, a particularly suitable name as he grows spare human ears on it (a reference to the human ear equipped mouse of 1995, a few years prior to the creation of the book). Another early experiment was breeding noses, which act as independent lifeforms until sewn on. He also experimented with swimming potatoes in the hopes of breeding instant Fish & Chips. As with all Igors, Constable Igor is highly talented at performing transplant surgery

Birthday help

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Thanks TheRossPot you really nailed it.

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Apparently the Ferengi visited ancient Greece. (British museum).

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Can anyone help me with Bayeux War Cemetery?

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Favourite book.

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Because there's been no mention.

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Deadpool knows what you are up to.

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Just wondering if anyone is interested in finding out some weird and interesting facts about the Civil War?

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Batman, the greatest Disney princess

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Birthday help

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It's batdad

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You know what really grinds my gears?

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You ever been so high you thought you were playing PS4 at the rugby

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Found Hitler and Blondi in a children's book today.

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The social media that Gotham deserves, but not the one it needs right now

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Calling all members of the Ankh-Morpork City Watch. Leave a comment if your username is a member of the Watch.

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Secret Santa

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No title needed

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What's your colourful exit line?

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I was wondering if anyone else has a fictional character whose death still gets to them?

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The internet needs this picture of Gandalf and a kitten

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With Trump running for President the search for the new host of Celebrity Apprentice gets underway.

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Forget Vikings, up vote Saxons.

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Post 3/38 of weird and interesting facts about the American Civil War.

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The biggest superhero change.

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Are there any fans of the DiscWorld on here?

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Spotted 2 blue traffic cones out in the wild this morning.

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It's complicated

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Our brave boys in brown. Leave a comment if your username is a member of the Watch.

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Didn't notice this before

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no title needed

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Just finished watching this great show and thought more people should hear about it.

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Possibly the greatest image ever.

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