Congressman

6064 pts · July 3, 2013


"...[Congressman] is a monster that seems more the absurd invention of a doubly insane Frankenstein than the fruit of the love of woman. [Congressman] must be caged up so that special brain specialists can study perhaps the most interesting case of mental degeneration in history..." - Don Emilio Mola y Vidal, 1st Duke of Mola, Grandee of Spain. I ain't mad tho.

WITLESS FOOL! DOOM ENJOYS ALL DRINKS!

7 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

He’ll always be The Limey to me

7 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Reported for edging

8 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Geez she’s getting it from both ends

8 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

DANG that made my anxious

8 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Is that the house from Workaholics?

9 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

100% a modern and mostly un-sung master

9 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What’s Marge, but a second-hand emotion?

9 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Bozhe moi is Big Dick Dave the Adequate Pussy-Eater!

9 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Forever dead, never dead enough

9 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

I get the fever smelling hay.

11 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Toot N’Cmon Inn

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

HOW many ships???

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

YOU SHOULD NOT DRINK AND BAKE

1 year ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

5 rats for a quarter we used to say.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well, listen, boats sink too. If it had flown, you could be like “no boat does that” and you’d have something.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 6

Miss you nickel-dime!

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

YES it’s time for the opposition TO OPPOSE

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Holy shit! Any survivors?

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This is good shit; thanks OP!

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Knew Chris was a good ‘un, proud of him for standing up and speaking out. He’s as terminally online as anyone here on Imgur and yet he found a way to be heard. I’m inspired!

1 year ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 0

Gonk Droid

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Mexicanized dishes and pepper sauces? God I wish that were me

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Love this very much; sauce?

1 year ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

Honestly so sick of fail videos of women flopping and failing LOVE seeing women pulling it off and being cool as shit!

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Fuck man we are NOT ready for 8 years of President Vancer…

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Everything else aside; just aesthetically, that sky blue on silver is so pleasing.

1 year ago | Likes 59 Dislikes 2

Has a job where I drove home a little high from around 3-4 in the morning. As I drove and thought and felt, I would eventually have familiar thoughts, and then finally this one thought. And when I had this thought, I tried so hard to commit it to memory, but later that day after I woke up in the afternoon, I could never remember that thought. And then as always, driving home after work, there it was, out of nowhere, so familiar. The hours I spent trying to commit that thought to memory…

1 year ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

I used to work @ Quarterdeck in Santa Monica late 90’s… what a wacky time and place to be in tech!

1 year ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 0