He must be half puddle...

8 years ago | 1 0

This will haunt my dreams

8 years ago | 1 0

Wife him.

8 years ago | 8 1

If you're gonna spread your sandwich like that, you're just asking to be graped.

8 years ago | 10 0

Also my reaction when I can't have more bacon

9 years ago | 1 0

You had me at "compartmentalized bathtub"

9 years ago | 1 0

I always upvote red pandas <3

10 years ago | 3 1

This is my life

10 years ago | 1 0

Thank you for this! I got a bonsai for xmas, and I fear I'm killing it...

10 years ago | 4 0

I'm glad I wasn't the only one!

10 years ago | 48 0

Chin up, everything happens for a reason. Now onto bigger and better things, girl. You got this.

10 years ago | 3 0

I believe diversity is an old, old wooden ship...

10 years ago | 1 2

Orbitz!

10 years ago | 1 0

Yeah, if you could go ahead and open a second location in Canada, that'd be great

10 years ago | 16 0

Thanks for doing the right thing, @2BIScuits

10 years ago | 2 0

Amazing!

10 years ago | 1 0

He looks high as a motherfuckin' kite!

10 years ago | 3 2

I was the only parent in the theatre to laugh at this...lol

10 years ago | 9 0

Accurate.

10 years ago | 2 0

*drooling intensifies*

10 years ago | 2 0

I came back to upvote your comment

10 years ago | 1 0

Is that piglet wearing a leg warmer?

10 years ago | 1 0

When would one shave a guinea pig?

10 years ago | 5 0

How does one shave a guinea pig?

10 years ago | 9 1

Pffft. Your mom goes to college.

10 years ago | 1 0

Rad. Short for radical. I could also use the words groovy or gnarly if you'd prefer?

10 years ago | 1 0

Rick Grimes!

10 years ago | 1 0

This is fucking rad.

10 years ago | 1 0

Majestic AF

10 years ago | 1 0

Ananas

10 years ago | 1 0