When I finally catch up to Critical Role's current episode
Little bit of Critical Role to bless ya
Cakeday dump: my most used gifs. Use as you will.
MRW thru last hour of shift I'm right on the edge of shitting myself and a customer walks up 2 minutes before close
Somewhere, somehow, this makes someone moist
Wo'ah, we're halfway there - wo'ah
MRW my brother asks me if he's right
The White House (2017)
"Sorry, it was on vibrate."
When I think I can handle spicy Thai butt I can't
Fire at will
MFW I can't tell if my post is shit or good
Watching those "things that fit perfectly into other things" videos
Spanish Inquisition
MRW there's more wine than I thought
MRW I use 60% of my battery in a single shitposting spree
The 29th in a single gif
MRW I've had a shotgun all game and a better weapon comes along
When you realize the gifs are in the wrong order right after posting
MFW I've gotta upvote some weird shwiftyness
When you drink too much espresso before sitting down for your desk job and you gotta stay still for the next three hours
MRW any Skyrim mods with new continents is released
A good reminder
MRW someone tells me to stop shitposting
MFW a 20-min wait at the mechanic goes an hour and a half
TFW the Reaper eventually comes for Dwayne Johnson's soul
Everyone hits that point
Chronic Newest:Usersub face
Rumplestiltskin-quality thread
Part of my job is entering Premier League fixtures
MRW the son of the dude whose limbs I cut off asks about my dank ass career as a professional asskicker
Never Forget aka Old Man gives a whoopin
This is Georgia.
TFW everyone in the apt complex is getting high for Cinco de Mayo
Alcohol does not help my shitposting
Pup's non-selfie Christmas selfie. because thumbs.
MRW I'm expecting pizza delivery and I'm on the porcelain throne and the doorbell rings
To all my fellow poopers right now
"Please clap"
MRW I accidentally step on my pup's toes & she does that high pitched pathetic yelp
As much as I want him to win...
This raises so many questions
Happy Twin Peaks Day!
MRW reading about Imgur's "shady business"
MRW someone makes a pizza but forgets the
Pooping at home be like
almost home from camp Ingur, drun, hotel
When I revealed I'm now her permanent dogsitter
Some of my favorite Capaldi reactions
MFW someone hands me their shrieking human potato
As a Midwest City resident rn (OKC, USA)
Rafi Bomb!
MFW I realize I failed to update my autopay bills
Boehner probs
Ctrl+C, Ctrl+V
What a dick move
MFW the pizza place screws up the order
Sweet tea : Southerners :: hot tea : English
Allergy season got me like