CommanderXirlos

19213 pts · October 30, 2017


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And?

7 hours ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Mother, why.

2 days ago | Likes 33 Dislikes 2

That’s more fucken like it.

1 week ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Sometimes ya gotta have Rouge the Bat in a different configuration. Next up: wider than she is tall with tits to match

1 week ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

It’s BiNorwayBoy. He’s only sharing one kind of juice…

2 weeks ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

So if snakes have snitties, birbs have…uhhh. Borbs?

2 weeks ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 1

#2 Find someone who you can trust as much as this woman trusts that top.

2 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The Lion does not concern himself where the cake comes from, he merely appreciates it in all forms!

2 weeks ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

I DIDN’T :D

2 weeks ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Wait a minute. Is that a Guitana in The Metallurgy Revolution???

3 weeks ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

#12 But what if I love coming in all 3 holes? Seriously, my laundry situation is weird.

3 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I’ve been banned from the gym I go to.

3 weeks ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

No, but I’ll give it a go in a few hours.

3 weeks ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

#4 Holy shit, that’s dark for one of your du-oop, there it is.

3 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I once bought a ring gag for use with an ex partner, only to find I didn’t fit through it. Weird problem to have.

3 weeks ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

It’s bad that you think it’s a cockatiel and not a whole arse cockatoo, but we’ll let it slide this once.

1 month ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

The clap beforehand, that moment of “welp. Time you found out” is fucking CRISP

1 month ago | Likes 36 Dislikes 0

This is the most goblinoid thing one can do!

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You’d think so. Gender is weird.

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Genuinely, follow the saga of Harold Holt drowning by “james.haha.nice” on Instagram as he makes a 3D render of the Harold Holt Swim Centre. It…goes places.

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#12 my partner is all 3 at once. Do I win?

1 month ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Heehee, blasphemy kink go brrrrrrrr :3

1 month ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

#3 …uh oh. Better not do that in Australia. That’s how Rupert Murdoch got so much money.

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#2 as much as people love to talk about how wonderful a person he was, he was also transphobic. Ever since I saw the video of him talking about it I can’t look at him the same.

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#5 low angles like this sometimes make me giggle, because it’s as if the sexy lady is checking on me after I’ve passed out on the ground.

1 month ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 1

That looks like a @PotatoCheesMonk meme.

1 month ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Not nh. E621.

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

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2 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

The perfect length of skirt.

3 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0