Cometdrop

1926 pts ยท July 12, 2014


no one ever reads these things so if a screencap makes it to the front page i'll tell you thank you

I'm getting fucking ads that appear above the comments and they play sound. I know it's the ad because it said the law firms name shown

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's an Australian kiss since it's down under

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Fuck yeah nothing better for a motherboard than some freshly built up static from the carpet its laying on

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Which makes wiping harder and will still leave a mark behind.

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Most don't count splatter and need a hit that is the size of a US quarter. Also a lot of paintball paints have a waxy additive to them

5 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Worked with the guys who made the new toejam and earl game

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Check bad dragon

6 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

I would greatly appreciate A pizza since I'm moving today and it was super short notice and I won't have time to go get food.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Have you seen bad dragon? Expensive but awesome.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Have you really never put anything vibrating on your dong head? If you don't nut your shit must be broken

7 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Ask for the fries to be well done

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Taking a lil sleep

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Tell him he looks like a fuckin portabella mushroom

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That home screen clock is taken from a galaxy, that font looks gross, and the home button is weird because it's never coming back.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

It's a spot for a button/switch on a higher trim model of your car. You may have quite a few fake buttons/switches if yours is a base model

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

This wouldn't be as interesting for me. That's my gf's number

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

A 40 minute shower just means you're making sure your bootyhole is clean enough for someone or something to go in it

8 years ago | Likes 217 Dislikes 9

The natives had. Came in a ship over the horizon, tall, pale, blond, and light eyes.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

People from Spain are white as fuck. The reason why the conquistadors were treated like gods is because they matched the description

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

It supports true 4K gaming on a console. Just set an Xbox One X on top and use that.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 5

1738

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The propeller is just a huge fan to keep the pilot cool. If it stops spinning you'll actually see the pilot start sweating

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

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8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

He had 4 but only one was cereal

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

They feel like Alaskan king

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Obligatory "pussy so fresh it steam pressed a Nigga" post

8 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 2

A W E S O M E

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The extra spooky part is that some of these guys have the same toxin in them as puffer fish

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I feel like if they could have got him to tone it down just a bit (ie no tits or dicks) he would have done amazing art for black MTG cards

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0