Think twice before eating breakfast...
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When my brother says he doesn't watch porn.
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I didn't know your mom owned a bakery....
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I got too excited when we were supposed to get Firefly toothbrushes in....
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My visit to Levi Stadium for Arizona vs. San Francisco
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When my mother and sister get in an argument about cussing on facebook......commenting on a picture of me.
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When I turn away and then back from the spider on the ceiling and it's gone
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It looks like your fireplace has some new episodes on Netflix....
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Hey guys meet my team! Haha we're so close.....oh my god I'm so alone.
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Let's get rid of the "kill yourself" meme.
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I just realized the Walking Dead isn't coming back until February.
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Almost getting trolled by a friend.....I wasn't even mad.
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My sister sent me some sticky moustaches.....
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I feel like the dragonborn when I burp post thanksgiving day meal.
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How everyone is responding to the updated Youtube!
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When the "funny" guy in class is put in my group.
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Trying not to cry at lost pet posts....
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Once you have been good all year....you then have my permission to gift.
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Robin Williams - Dead Poets Society
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When I found out that community doesn't come back until February....
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I tell myself this everyday.
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Adventure, Bitch!
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Really?
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It always makes me feel a bit melancholy
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This movie came on AMC last night....since then I can't get this line out of my head.
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The MP3 Experiment in SF, we had a giant balloon battle.
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Robin Williams
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When I was almost forced to see the new Twilight....
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As a man I love this man
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