Coltybug

1602 pts · March 10, 2016


Did someone say cartouche and butter?!

4 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Last one there’s a penis pump!

5 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The boys in Brazil weren’t on their “A” game the day they sludged him together. Maybe it was the inferior stock they used

5 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You said it killer. And you can read more about it in the bible

7 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Celebrating Gen Con?

7 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

NO TREAT!

8 months ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 2

God damn! I want a consommé momme

9 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

But we’ve been sleeping. I’ve been sleeping. I’ve been turning away from a truth that I wanted not to face.

11 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I know there are worse criminals in white collars, actively disassembling our most basic of rights, than this particular loose stool, but if I could I’d personally lead Zaslav feet first into a wood chipper with a bag of lemons and sack of salt thrown in for good measure

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

#10 Stop what you’re doing and go watch it now. Watch it again. Sail the high seas for it. Watch the extended teaser trailer that came out today for season 2 that’s out in a month and a half. Whoever put that out gets the show. Whoever greenlit the trailer last week has no clue.

“Authority is brittle. Oppression is the mask of fear”

1 year ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Eelmonger!

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That’s Tuco in Breaking Bad

1 year ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Gritty can stab for himself, thank you very much. Why deny him the satisfaction?

1 year ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

Look on my trade deals, ye mighty, and despair!

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Narrated by Marcel Marceau

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

“They’ve been choking us so slowly we’re starting not to notice.”

“But I’ll tell you this, if I could do all over again, I’d wake up early and be fighting these bastards from the start!”

“Tyranny requires constant effort. It breaks, it leaks. Authority is brittle. Oppression is the mask of fear.”

All of it. The whole damned thing!

1 year ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

No one own Gritty. Not us. Not corpos. Not god. Not even Gritty owns Gritty.

1 year ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

God I just want him to skip to the end already

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The only territory in true danger of expanding is his ass

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What excellent taste you have!

1 year ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Never had a mass-auge?!

1 year ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Safety first! Buckley-buck-buck!

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

1 year ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 1

Compilation

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That’s one pail cock

1 year ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Thank you in advance

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Give him some props though. He did the Velcro straps all by himself! Well the one. Imagine having to do the opposite side without setting done your drink. I defy our greatest athletes to perform such a feat!

1 year ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

No one. We lost as a society

1 year ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Nothing wrong with you. It’s just one of those things

1 year ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

I DIDN’T MEAN IT!

1 year ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0