Coltispy

568 pts ยท August 3, 2016


Love animals! Send snakes!

GAH! Geez friend, such evil never spooked me so fast. Don't do that!

8 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

Don't need to say it twice Marvel! Already got my moolah prepared to run to target and buy it Blu-ray on release!

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

You've both made a pun and taught everyone reading aloud to imitate Sean Connery. +1 my dude

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Are you crying? I'm not crying

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Your rat is super gorgeous! Give 'Em a kiss for me!

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

When your atheist in all this

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 2

This is my number one fav puppy gif for like ten reasons! Hope you like it too!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Uh yea I have... Never had any issue..

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 7

I has a snake. (idk how to share pics but I gotta ball python so sharing relatively cute gif instead

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

If you want to judge someone's weight, check first to judge their height. A 130 lb could be underweight for a really tall person.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Fun fact: even if your not earing a product, your body stops putting out the blood temporarily while in water

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 16

We need a line of Mr. Bean memes thy relate to video games

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

And they'll continue singing it forever just because

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

The mailman says: " Mah Man! "

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

Failed math twice cuz the online course was shit.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Don't forgot Girl by Daoko... MeMeMe!''s sequel

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Neir, Trespasser, Jade Empire, Fable, Battle block Theater, Castle Crashers, Rogue Galaxy. Here's some titles maybe you haven't played yet

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Bought this book because MwaM13 inspired my hangry belly to seek new foods. Very worth the buy, Interesting combos and fantastic flavors!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Believe me.. It won't be used for anything but testicle sex.. Especially once it's been worked on a bit more to hold people

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Her insurance company was just like "Uhh, here's 16K we can't afford to keep fixing your car so just go get a new one" XD

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My poor mom had so many bad run ins with deer. She hit them numerous times and was attentive to the road each time too. It was so bad 1/2

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Bowser really is a great parent. I love seeing his dad side X3

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When my phone doesn't know how to respect the God's properly with spellingr

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Tom Huddleston that night

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OP with his stuff

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Charlie looks like a Rat snake. A local pet shop to my home has a large rat snake like this one so that's my guess

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